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Descartes

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  • 25-09-2008 10:07am
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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    Rene Descartes walks into a restaurant and sits down for dinner. The waiter comes over and asks if he'd like an appetizer.
    "No thank you" says Descartes, "I'd just like to order dinner."
    "Would you like to hear our daily specials?" asks the waiter.
    "No" says Descartes, getting impatient.
    "Would you like a drink before dinner?" the waiter asks.
    Descartes is insulted, since he's a tee-totaler.
    "I think not!" he says indignantly, and POOF! he disappeared.


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    HA HA HA Brilliant
    He says acting all sophisticool as if I have a fecking clue as to what is going on


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    Stabshauptmann
    Registered Users Posts: 4,885 ✭✭✭Stabshauptmann


    Two men are sitting at a bar drinking pints quitely.
    One man mutters "sum, ergo cogito"
    I think you'll find thats "Cogito, ergo sum" replies the second.
    Sorry about that, Im always putting de cart before de horse


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    babaloushka
    Closed Accounts Posts: 490 ✭✭babaloushka


    :D It took me a while!


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Kaptain Redeye wrote: »
    Two men are sitting at a bar drinking pints quitely.
    One man mutters "sum, ergo cogito"
    I think you'll find thats "Cogito, ergo sum" replies the second.
    Sorry about that, Im always putting de cart before de horse


    Sheer class Kaptain :p


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