Friday Quickies

rocky25

Beware of your wii

Wario Land

Watch it till the end

http://www.youtube.com/experiencewii

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Two friends go to a prostitute.

The first guy goes in and comes out ten minutes later and said,

"My wife's better than that."

So the next guy goes in, comes out ten minutes later and said,

"You're right, your wife is better than that."


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Newcastle United had negotiated a new sponsorship deal with a leading dog food manufacturer until someone pointed out that having the word "Winalot" emblazoned on their shirts would be stretching the truth a little too far.

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I see that Newcastle United are changing the name of their ground from St James' Park to Sid James' Park after this latest carry-on.

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Kevin Keegan was nicked for speeding on his way to St. James' Park today.
Police said he'd do ****ing anything for 3 points.

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I just picked up my new Newcastle shirt I ordered. It's got "king Keegan" on the back.
I'm taking it back later to have the F, U and C added.

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Kevin Keegan has got his squad together for a pep talk today.

He said them "Right lads, we've got to set a tough goal for the rest of the season".

The squad says "Okay, what is it?"

Keegan says "We've got to stay up!"

The squad says "No, we mean what's a goal?"

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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake

{G} Get a Reduction

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

GAAman

It took me a minute to realise what the wario thing was all about and loved the last one, copied and printed

coldfire1x

Wario Land - good find