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Frozen meal for one

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  • 26-09-2008 7:04pm
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    chalad07
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    A woman is getting served at a Supermarket checkout. She buys a frozen meal for one, one mini-desert, and one can of diet-Coke. The guy behind the counter smiles and asks ‘Are you single by any chance?’

    ‘Yeah, I am’, she replies, ‘how did you know?’

    The check out guys says….'cause you’re fcuking minging'

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    The old ones are the best!


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    mathew
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    throws stars


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    rocky25
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    PMSL :p


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    Plug
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    :D


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    dh0661
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    chalad07 wrote: »
    The check out guys says….'cause you’re fcuking minging'!

    Don't get it --- help please.


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    A Primal Nut
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    Haha, one of my all time favourites good to hear it again although its better when its a bit more drawn-out.

    To the previous poster, lets just say she probably wasn't expecting such a direct answer, obviously the way the joke was laid out it was expected be in connection with what she bought.


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    kraggy
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    See 661's location?

    :p


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    Grudaire
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    kraggy wrote: »
    See 661's location?

    :p

    Ah kerryfolk and their inflatable dart boards:D


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    dh0661
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    I've tried it as Dublin person joke, I still don't get it.
    This is unusual for me because all of the Dub. jokes I have heard before had me in stitches.


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    Insect Overlord
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    dh0661 wrote: »
    I've tried it as Dublin person joke, I still don't get it.
    This is unusual for me because all of the Dub. jokes I have heard before had me in stitches.

    The joke really has nothing to do with location. Apart from yours of course! :P

    Here's a breakdown of the joke:

    the woman buys a frozen meal for one, one mini-dessert and one can. From this, you would expect the guy behind the counter to answer her question with "Because your shopping is obviously not large enough to feed a couple". Instead he calls her ugly, and says that that was how he knew she was single!

    Simple really :D


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    dh0661
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    I give up, your sense of humor is lost in me.


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    Deacon Blues
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    dh0661 wrote: »
    I give up, your sense of humor is lost in me.

    dh0661, are you single ??


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    No - but I must be fcuking minging


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    CHD
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    Or dumb


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    kraggy
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    No need for that. You telling me there's was never a time when you didn't get something when all around you did?


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    Rabies
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    CHD wrote: »
    Or dumb

    mfln130l.jpg


    Read the charter.


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    rocky25
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    mods.gif


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    good stuff, love the replies.


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