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McCain telling an Irish joke

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    #2
    tolosenc
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    Fair play.


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    mikemac
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    Not a great joke but he told it very well


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    bobbyjoe
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    Avert your eyes.
    Sarah Palin in a swimsuit in a beauty pageant.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YYplAoEdDs


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    MagicMarker
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    bobbyjoe wrote: »
    Avert your eyes.
    Sarah Palin in a swimsuit in a beauty pageant.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YYplAoEdDs
    To be fair, i would.


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    MagicMarker
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    bobbyjoe wrote: »
    In fairness he tells it reasonably well.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exX_T19pKz8
    If i were an America, i would vote for him after this:) Fair play to him.


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    Overheal
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    MagicMarker wrote: »
    If i were an America, i would vote for him after this:) Fair play to him.
    yeah im going to spend my vote on the weight of a poor joke :p ive heard better.


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    Wacko
    Registered Users Posts: 153 ✭✭Wacko


    If that joke was about any other nationality, race or religion, it would be branded as racism, why do you say fair play to him, when he has just described Irish people as drunken idiots ? Obviously American ''Irish'' must like that kind of thing but you won't catch him saying stuff like
    ''What do you call an abortion in Prague? A canceled cheque''
    because certain people might be offended by that.


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    Funkyzeit
    Registered Users Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭Funkyzeit


    Wacko wrote: »
    If that joke was about any other nationality, race or religion, it would be branded as racism, why do you say fair play to him, when he has just described Irish people as drunken idiots ? Obviously American ''Irish'' must like that kind of thing but you won't catch him saying stuff like
    ''What do you call an abortion in Prague? A canceled cheque''
    because certain people might be offended by that.

    PC Brigade....:eek: Thought the joke was great...


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    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Wacko wrote: »
    If that joke was about any other nationality, race or religion, it would be branded as racism, .

    Not by me.

    A funny joke is a funny joke imo.


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    ChocolateSauce
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    MagicMarker wrote: »
    To be fair, i would.

    Yeah, but it would be dirtying yourself. :pac:


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    egan007
    Registered Users Posts: 2,934 ✭✭✭egan007


    "there's only one ethnic joke you can tell these days"...McCain

    That's true, we know how to laugh at ourselves.
    Maybe if the rest of the world learned to laugh at themselves it would be a much prettier place.


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    Wacko
    Registered Users Posts: 153 ✭✭Wacko


    Funkyzeit wrote: »
    PC Brigade....:eek: Thought the joke was great...

    It is not PC Brigade, I am just wondering why the hell we sit back and happily take abuse when no other nationality does. It annoys me that other nationalties or religions would kick up blue murder if a joke like that was told about their country by possibly the next president of the USA and yet we all just sit back and laugh at our own drunk stupid selves. If it is ok to say that about Irish people then there should be no problems on this forum with these jokes

    In South Africa a black man was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
    He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy.
    I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.

    Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
    A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven


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    Latchy
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    egan007 wrote: »
    "there's only one ethnic joke you can tell these days"...McCain

    That's true, we know how to laugh at ourselves.
    Maybe if the rest of the world learned to laugh at themselves it would be a much prettier place.
    Specialy if it's we irish telling the irish joke .Not sure about the rest of the world telling the same joke


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    Hagar
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    So he doesn't have the black vote and he's alienating the Irish vote, some statesman.


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    sunny2004
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    Hagar wrote: »
    So he doesn't have the black vote and he's alienating the Irish vote, some statesman.

    alienating the Irish ? We have been laughing at Irish jokes for generations its not an issue !


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    norbert64
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    meh, drunken Irish jokes are so 1990 :rolleyes:


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    Hagar
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    sunny2004 wrote: »
    alienating the Irish ? We have been laughing at Irish jokes for generations its not an issue !

    Do we all laugh? Even in the privacy of the poll booth? Let's see who laughs last.


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    Sand
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    Do we all laugh? Even in the privacy of the poll booth? Let's see who laughs last.

    Heres another joke youll like:

    "Irish Alzheimer's: you forget everything except the grudges"

    Oh yeah, and youll love this


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    turgon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,762 ✭✭✭turgon


    Wacko wrote: »
    Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
    A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

    If you like politically incorrect try this one:

    What do you call the 100 members of the black race on the moon? A problem
    What do you call the 1000 members of the black race on the moon? A bigger problem
    What do you call the ALL of the members of the black race on the moon? Problem solved


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    Grudaire
    Registered Users Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭Grudaire


    I quiet enjoy slagging people, particularly if they're of a minority...

    I'm still in favor of the Irish guy winning over there:D


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    Mad Finn
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    micmclo wrote: »
    Not a great joke but he told it very well

    I've heard Niall Toibin tell it much better on the Late Late Show. Can't find it on YouTube but if anybody ever saw it, it would be good to compare and contrast.

    Mind you, it was some years ago.


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