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The dangerous wife

dh0661 · 2008-09-27 19:39:43

During the week, an immigrant from Poland entered our Garda station in Tralee to report that his Irish wife was planning to kill him. The Garda on desk duty was intrigued, and asked - how sure are you that she is going to kill you?, did she threaten to kill you, did you hear her tell someone else that she was going to kill…

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27-09-2008 8:39pm

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dh0661

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During the week, an immigrant from Poland entered our Garda station in Tralee to report that his Irish wife was planning to kill him.

The Garda on desk duty was intrigued, and asked - how sure are you that she is going to kill you?, did she threaten to kill you, did you hear her tell someone else that she was going to kill you or did someone tell you that your wife was going to kill you ?????????No no no, the man replied.

The Garda was getting a bit pissed off at this stage and said "sir - PPPleasse tell me why you think your wife is trying to kill you.
I found this little bottle on her dresser, I think that she is going to poison me. He handed the suspect bottle to the Garda, the Garda took the bottle and started to laugh as he read the label, which read POLISH REMOVER.

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#2 27-09-2008 8:49pm
Fenix

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Can this 'POLISH REMOVER' stuff be obtianed online ?

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