Another Priesty/Bad langauge joke

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

....inspired by a recenty contribution by the ever-prolific Rocky...

A priest and a friend are out playing gold and having a chat. The friend skews a drive off to the left into the heavy rough. "Bollocks!"

The priest, visually offended, lets it pass.

From the resulting shot, the friend put's into the bunker. "Aw, for fvck's sake!"

Again, the priest bites his tongue.

The bunker shot crosses the green and falls into a bunker on the other side. "Oh, Jesus fvcking Christ, I do not believe that!"

Finally, the priest speaks up. "Dave, look, I know it's not going well, but could you please watch the language? God has been known to strike down people for taking His name in vain."

Dave mutters an apology, stuumbles across and takes his next shot in silence. He then misses the putt. "Sh1t!"

"Dave!"

"But I fvcking missed!"

"The Lord will strike you down..."

Dave begurdingly takes his next shot, a two foot putt, and misses. He looks up to heaven, takes a deep breath, opens his mouth and...

....a bolt of lightening tears through the sky and strikes the green, leaveing the priest dead.

A deep voice rings out across the sky.... "FVCKING MISSED....."

kmart6

Nice

The Bollox

had to read it twice before I got it. brilliant!

rocky25

PMSL

Another Good one, Ikky Poo2