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Slippers

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  • 30-09-2008 9:59am
    #1
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭


    Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg. He is lying on the couch, watching TV.



    Paddy says to Murphy, “Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?”



    “No bother”, says Murphy, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.



    “Hello girls”, says Murphy, “your father sent me up here to shag both of you.”



    “Feck off you liar” the girls say in unison.



    “I'll prove it to yes” says Murphy. So he shouts down the stairs, “Both of them, Paddy?”



    “Of course” shouts Paddy back, “what's the use of f**king one?'


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