10 WORST films of all time

Anything Eddie Murphy has actually appeared in the recent decade. The guy has himself stuck in crappy family movies. Complete polar opposite to the, "stop looking at my ass you f@ggot" days of Raw and Delirious.

Pineapple Express. Only laughed maybe 3 or 4 times the entire movie. Have had people walking out of the movie near the end commenting that it was the worst movie they have ever seen. Seth Rogen is now getting in people's faces way too much and his co's movies are going downhill steadily.

Giggili - I laughed. I was confused. That is all.

mountainyman

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Agreed I don't understand the negative reaction this movie gets. I thought it deserved a sequel but they decided to go with an elektra spin off which sucked. (When a character can't carry their own series a movie will not work.)

The movie is awful. The Bullseye caharcter is ludicrous. All comic book based films are rubbish.

mountainyman

lisbon_lions wrote: »

Requiem for a Dream - sorry way too depressing-and it score 8.5 on imdb :eek:

Cats and Dogs - an ex, yes an ex - wanted to go see this one, Jesus wept

You are right about requiem for a dream but cats and dogs RULES

nicklauski

mountainyman wrote: »

The movie is awful. The Bullseye caharcter is ludicrous. All comic book based films are rubbish.

Bit harsh saying ALL comic book films are crap.
Batman Begins and the Dark Knight have broken the trend of crap comic book movies. There for want of a better word, more based in "reality" than the likes of the Hulk & Spiderman.
I think Daredevil gets too many bad reviews. It wasn't a great movie, but by all means it wasn't one of the worst films of all time. Bullseye was actually a good character, and the Fareller did all right.
At least it let the yanks know he was Irish!

kraggy

mountainyman wrote: »

You are right about requiem for a dream but cats and dogs RULES

Requiem is damn near a masterpiece.

Nolanger

Anyone see Irish movie Summer of the Flying Saucer in the cinemas a few months back?
Like something made by a bunch of transition-years pupils after completing a weekend-filmmaking course.

Vic Vinegar

kraggy wrote: »

Requiem is damn near a masterpiece.

+1 Too right!

Depressing but brilliant........

evil-monkey

This is how I call it, in no particular order...

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
Monster in the Closet (1986)
The Fast and the Furious (2001)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Batman & Robin (1997)
Disaster Movie (2008)
Superman Returns (2006)
Alexander (2004)
Step Up (2006)

marti101

~Rebel~ wrote: »

Im beginning to think i must have awful taste, as I quite like a serious amount of the movies mentioned!

My contribution;
The Master Of Disguise
Why Dana Carvey, Why?!

+1 i hated that film it was tripe

nevisgod wrote: »

Why are people picking movies such as the matrix revolutions and superman returns as the worst ever movies. These are all **** but watchable. Shouldn't this thread be dominated by B/Z movies. Heres a couple which are so bad you'll have to turn off after 1.345233456 seconds.

Rawhead Rex *An irish film http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091829/
The story of Riki http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102293/

Perhaps the worst. This film is about a convict who transforms into a pooh monster and comes up through toilets killing people.
Monsturd: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364527/

Have you actually watched them films because even the name Monsturd sounds crap.My most hated film would be Titanic and any of them step up movies,the ones where they mix ballet and hip hop.Why oh why i think i will go and gouge out my eyes.

JangoFett

Closer

It is, without a single doubt in my mind, the biggest piece of crap I've ever seen. I actually lost my temper watching it!

evad_lhorg

murder at devils glen.

Xavi6

NekkidBibleMan wrote: »

Syriana: Never underestimate your audience, the old adage advises. However, in this case, too much was left to the audience to put together, rendering this political thriller a real headache for the audience. Left to fill in gaps from poor plotting, direction and editing, there was little time to enjoy what was actually on the screen!

I loved Syriana. Enjoyed having to think a bit rather than having every little thing spelled out for you like so many other movies.

Too intellectual for ya was it?!

anti-venom

10,000BC: Now, I'm not usually in favour of public floggings but....

JWAD

Titanic.

Syriana was a class movie. I dont know what the poster found left untold, to be honest. Its all explained very clearly and not beyond belief either.

Roaster

Bringing out the Dead.
I so looked forward to this when I heard Scorsese and Cage were involved. It is one of the few movies that I've seen that I thought "I can't believe I paid to see that sh1t".

lisbon_lions

Has Cage ever been in anything of note? - I was wracking my brain about this last night after watch 1 1/2 of 2 back to back movies with him. First up was Wickerman (the remake) then Ghostrider. Its just as well i was in a mood for watching crap.

The Da Vinci Code

Otis Driftwood

lisbon_lions wrote: »

Has Cage ever been in anything of note? - I was wracking my brain about this last night after watch 1 1/2 of 2 back to back movies with him. First up was Wickerman (the remake) then Ghostrider. Its just as well i was in a mood for watching crap.

Leaving Las Vegas
Wild at Heart
Raising Arizona
Con Air
Face Off

Last 2 are pure cheese but very enjoyable in you switch your brain off.

Otis Driftwood

nevisgod wrote: »

The story of Riki http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102293/

Riki Oh kicks ass.It is consistently watchable and fun as hell.

bullvine

You, me and dupree was pretty bad, have to say.

I cant stand Jackie Brown, I think its the most overrated film in history. So frickin boring, Pam Grier walking around mumbling, looking confused in every scene.

shane86

300 and Cloverfield feature heavily in my lawsuit against UCI for wasted hours of my life.

dr.bollocko

Freddy got fingered is one of the finest masterpieces that has ever been created in the history of cinema. I will not hear another bad word said about it.

"Daddy would you like some sausage?"

J.S. Pill

Fizman wrote: »

I hated Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless mind! Utter sh1te!

+1


Why hasn't anyone mentioned David Cronenberg's 'Crash'

You'd think the premise would have put me off completely but I was only 15 at the time

jackdaw

Alien V Predator .. especially the 2nd one ...

evil-monkey

ZiMZuM wrote: »

Working in a cinema i have seen some really bad films in the past few months, well in my opinion anyway.

No country for old men

No Country for Old Men?? No way!! Even if ya didn't like it, surely it doesn't rank amongst the worst flicks ever made...

evil-monkey

Fizman wrote: »

I hated Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless mind! Utter sh1te!

+1

Cookie_Monster

lisbon_lions wrote: »

Has Cage ever been in anything of note?

Lord of war - great film

Cookie_Monster

The Mummy 3 was absolutly terrible.

I have never wanted a film to finish more than that one.

raido9

Meet the spartans was awful, lasted about 20 minutes before I had had to turn it off.

Super mario brothers movie was possibly the worst film I've ever seen. What was Bob Hoskins thinking?

Pigman II

lisbon_lions wrote: »

Has Cage ever been in anything of note?

He was in a Wickerman in The Wickerman, which coincidentally is a sort of Cage. Come to think of it the star of the original movie was Edward Woodward and the Wickerman is made of wood! There's something going on here! Gabriel Byrne for a sequel perhaps?

dr.bollocko

I really thought Bringing out the dead was a kickass film. Strange, compelling, has interesting scenes and lighting, strange character interaction... I dunno.
I liked it.

raido9

The Usual Suspects? Saving Private Ryan? The Departed?

How can any of these be classed as the worst film of all time?
Not to ones liking maybe. Overrated perhaps. But worst film of all time is ridiculous.

JWAD

raido9 wrote: »

Meet the spartans was awful, lasted about 20 minutes before I had had to turn it off

'300' was just as bad.
Greased up men in underwear shouting and flexing in slow-mo ain't my cup of tea.

PWEI

Charco wrote: »

The original "Assault on Precinct 13" was absolutely abysmal, I've not seen the remake but it can't be any worse. I watched the whole film solely because it was so bad, it was laughable.

Tell me your joking please or else you must be about 15 years old.
Assault on Precinct 13 is an absolute classic,tense,gritty and shocking
backed by a superb Carpenter score.The film does look rather dated now
but its over 30 years old and at the time was made on a shoe string budget.
But it still never fails to entertain and keeps the tenison going right till the end.
Its everything you would want from a John Carpenter film and is right
up there with The Thing and Halloween ..

My all time worst that I've had the painful experience of sitting through;


Battlefield Earth

Alone In The Dark

Batman and Robin

Highlander II

I never had the privilege of watching Swept Away but I reckon Gigli is right up there alongside it battling for a worst of all time spot.

dr.bollocko

Gigli has one scene I recall where Al Pacino went absolutely bat**** crazy. But even that couldnt make it watchable.

razorblunt

Bombleswizzum wrote: »

Not quite a masterpiece, but a very good film!



What? Children Of Men is BRILLIANT!!!! Sci-Fi masterpiece in my view, some of the best directing/editing i've ever seen!

The 13th Warrior - is really really pants
House Of The Dead - is a terrible film
Alone In The Dark - is a shockingly bad piece of cinema
Meet The Spartans - words fail me!

I'm sure there are many more, I try to blank crappy films from my memory!

Ya really cant look past that, terrible, terrible film.

Dave!

10. World Trade Centre
9. World Trade Centre
8. World Trade Centre
7. World Trade Centre
6. World Trade Centre
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1. World Trade Centre

Rockshamrover

All the Godzilla movies (apart from the hollywood one)

All the Airport movies (airport 77 etc)

That one with Tom Hanks and the basket ball.
Tom Hanks in the Airport. Most Tom Hanks movies.

Earthquake.
Closer (crap)
Sliding Doors (s**t)
Anything with Helena Bonham Carter.

Catari Jaguar

I HATE gross out comedies and brainless teen high school or street dancing crap so I would have to say

1. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
2. Dude Where's My Car?
3. Eurotrip
4. American Pie 2- 6
5. Freddy Got Fingered
6. High School Musical
7. She's All That
8. Elizabethtown
9. Down to You
10. Honey
11. Coach Carter

And the most self indulgent, patronising drivel ever made: Crash

dr.bollocko

Lil Kitten wrote: »

I HATE gross out comedies and brainless teen high school or street dancing crap so I would have to say

1. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

:eek:

They have your name taken now!

Snoochy boochees.

Green Hornet

In no particular order:

1. The Oxford Murders - total waste of John Hurts talent.
2. Cloverfield - overhyped, underwhelming rubbish.
3. Star Wars IV - enough said.
4. Boat Trip - Cuba Goodings lowest point.
5. The Da Vinci Code - too much rubbish to fit into one film.
6. Eat The Peach - need I say more.
7. Leprachaun - only good thing about it was a young Jennifer Aniston.
8. Far And Away - nice accent :P
9. Psycho - the remake with Anne Heche.
10. Snakes On A Plane - Jackson has really lost it.

Catari Jaguar

dr.bollocko wrote: »

:eek:

They have your name taken now!

Snoochy boochees.

Hahah, I like them in Clerks, I like them in Mall Rats, even in Chasing Amy.. I also have a little thing for Jay. But I don't think the 2000s were kind to them. They're of a different era!

marti101

Dave! wrote: »

10. World Trade Centre
9. World Trade Centre
8. World Trade Centre
7. World Trade Centre
6. World Trade Centre
.....
1. World Trade Centre

Im guessing you dont like World Trade Centre then:D

ziedth

dr.bollocko wrote: »

:eek:

They have your name taken now!

Snoochy boochees.

I have to say the majority of that film is pretty poor but some of the odd funny scenes nearly make it very watchable, The scene with Matt Damon and ben affleck filming the seqel to good will hunting being one of the highlights.

I have to say Ill kitten has an inspired choice there with coach Carter, Simply awful movie.

Dave!

marti101 wrote: »

Im guessing you dont like World Trade Centre then:D

tis okay

evad_lhorg

Green Hornet wrote: »

3. Star Wars IV - enough said.

are you ****in joking?!

Guy:Incognito

Lil Kitten wrote: »

6. High School Musical

You know thats a kids film. Like , for kids. yeah?

They weren't going for a cinematography Oscar.

Guy:Incognito

Dave! wrote: »

tis okay

In fairness, their hands were kind of tied with the content. Introducing John McClane or aliens wouldn't really have worked.

kazziebooboo

no no no no Juno IS BRILLIANT!!!

Carroller

Lil Kitten wrote: »

11. Coach Carter

Great film that is