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Paddy's in London

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  • 30-09-2008 10:05pm
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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    Sure, Paddy's in London for the first time, loike, and he's lookin' for wonna dem places where you can pay for da ladies, loike. So he's in Soho and doesn't he see a sign with a bare woman on and go straight in loike. He puts his sixty sent on the counter and he smoiles at yer wan.

    "So. Whadd'l dat get me?"

    The madam looks back, dead incensed, loike. "For that Paddy, you can go home and have a ****!"

    Paddy returns twenty minutes later. This time he puts a euro on the counter. "****ing deadly, wha'! Keep the change!"

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    dh0661
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    Life's too short.


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    rocky25
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    He He = Made me Smoile Loike :p


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,497 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Ah, sure tis the way I tell 'em! (And jokes are more fun when you tell them in strong dialect!!)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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