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Fook'n flagpole !

dak · 2008-10-01 20:08:40

Two Dub lads were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing. Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the fook'n height of this flagpole, but we don't have a fook'n ladder.' The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid…

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01-10-2008 9:08pm

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dak

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Two Dub lads were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.

Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the fook'n height of this

flagpole, but we don't have a fook'n ladder.'

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few

bolts and laid the flagpole down.

She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and

announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches...

Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We

need the fook'n height and she gives us the fook'n length.'

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