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  • 03-10-2008 9:26am
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    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭


    "In this job we need someone who is responsible," said an employer to a prospective employee.

    "I'm your man," replied the potential employee. "On my last job, every time things went wrong, they said I was responsible".

    My girlfriend said she wanted to try and get rid of her love handles.
    I said she would look fecking stupid without any ears?

    Up until recently I was dating this girl with a wooden leg, but I broke it off.

    "Get ready." I said to the wife. "I'm taking you somewhere expensive."
    "What, mildly expensive, or terribly expensive?" she replied.
    "I mean disgustingly, outragously and offensivly expensive."
    So we went and paid for a couple of hours in our local hospital car park!


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