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World War II simplified for kids today

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  • 03-10-2008 1:15pm
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    Lockstep
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    Basically this gives a synopsis of WWII which the kids of today can understand.

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    Stick in any other humour articles you find that are related to WWII here


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    Skyhawk1990
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    A little boy and his father are listening to the Fuhrer's speech on the radio as Germany declares war on the USA. The boy asks his father where the USA is. The father takes down a globe and runs his hand across the USA, saying "All of this area of North America, son".

    The boy looks at the globe and asks "and where is the British Empire?". The father indicates Britain, Canada, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, and India on the globe.

    "I see", said the boy. "And where is Russia?" The father showed him the sprawling mass of the USSR on the globe. The boy's eyebrows furrowed with concentration.

    "And where is Germany?", he asks. His father points at the area of central Europe where the Reich is located. The boy looks very concerned and says "Dad, has Hitler seen this?"



    First Paratrooper: "Hitler's dog has no nose."
    Second Paratrooper: "Really?, how does it smell?"
    First Paratrooper: "Terrible!"


    A plane with german paratroopers above Greece.

    The instructor guides every single parachutist to the door and pushes him out.

    "Come on , come on , come on !" "We dont have time to mess around !"

    "Out with you cowards!" "Come on ! The next one ! go go go!"

    But one of them resists to jump by all means. He kicks punches and screams, tries to stem his legs against the doorframe.

    "Out with you !" "We have no time for cowards !"

    At last, the instructor gives him a kick and he flies out of the door...

    The remaining parachutists start to laugh..

    "You think that was funny or what ?"

    "Funny ? , yes indeed sir.....that was the pilot"


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