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Why does Cult hate me??

helimachoptor · 2008-10-03 14:11:41

I mean seriously.. I was out for a few boards football team drinks last night and now I'm a government agent :D http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055391306 I don't think he's on the team either that or he's in cahoots with one of those lads that thinks they're going to be playing at Right Back this year:eek:

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03-10-2008 3:11pm

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helimachoptor

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I mean seriously.. I was out for a few boards football team drinks last night and now I'm a government agent

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055391306

I don't think he's on the team either that or he's in cahoots with one of those lads that thinks they're going to be playing at Right Back this year:eek:

Post edited by Shield on December 2021

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#2 03-10-2008 3:12pm
Agent Smith

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its cause your a bad person

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#3 03-10-2008 3:14pm
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It's not just Cult, we all hate you!

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#4 03-10-2008 3:18pm
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I'm keeping an eye on you all.

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#5 03-10-2008 3:22pm
Caoimhín

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Neat trick that...

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#6 03-10-2008 3:22pm
John Mason

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what ?????????????????????????????????

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#7 03-10-2008 3:28pm
helimachoptor

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pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

what ?????????????????????????????????

I'm a government agent. I'm sorry for lying to you about being a banker bunny, but i just wanted to get laid...

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#8 03-10-2008 3:29pm
Oryx

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CuLT hates everyone, individually.

Dont worry, that man outside your gate is NOT covert surveillance. Hes just taking a walk.

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#9 03-10-2008 3:31pm
John Mason

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helimachoptor wrote: »

I'm a government agent. I'm sorry for lying to you about being a banker bunny, but i just wanted to get laid...

i cant believe you lied to me

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#10 03-10-2008 3:32pm
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pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

i cant believe you lied to me

Well the sex was so good I wanted to tell you the truth so we could start fresh:D

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#11 03-10-2008 3:35pm
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Because you're the one who told him no one wanted the last poster feature.

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#12 03-10-2008 3:35pm
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helimachoptor wrote: »

Well the sex was so good I wanted to tell you the truth so we could start fresh:D

no, i am sorry, its too late **sniff**

and Des might kick off the team if he found out

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#13 03-10-2008 3:36pm
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GD ftw!

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#14 03-10-2008 3:58pm
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I hear that touches himself at night.

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#15 03-10-2008 4:02pm
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keeps hiding in my closet and jumping out at the most inopportune times. I'm going to change the locks in my house.

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#16 03-10-2008 4:03pm
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You gotta make it gender neutral. The likes of "I hear that Dudess touches himself at night" is only gonna give the game away!

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#17 03-10-2008 4:05pm
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Dudess wrote: »

You gotta make it gender neutral. The likes of "I hear that Dudess touches himself at night" is only gonna give the game away!

Yeah I know it gives the game away, I mean you have kept up this "I'm a girl" thing for a while, but you're gonna have to come out sooner or later John.

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#18 03-10-2008 4:11pm
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Captain Darling wrote: »

keeps hiding in my closet and jumping out at the most inopportune times. I'm going to change the locks in my house.

Be afraid, be very afraid.....

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#19 03-10-2008 4:26pm
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Going Forward wrote: »

Yeah I know it gives the game away, I mean you have kept up this "I'm a girl" thing for a while, but you're gonna have to come out sooner or later John.

That's Jonathan to you...

I don't like "John" - too common.

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#20 03-10-2008 4:28pm
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Captain Darling wrote: »

keeps hiding in my closet and jumping out at the most inopportune times. I'm going to change the locks in my house.

I just wanted to practise my Johnny Logan routine...

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#21 03-10-2008 4:33pm
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That is hilarious.

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#22 03-10-2008 4:35pm
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WTF????

edit:

Ahh ok. thread read.

f*ck you guys!

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#23 03-10-2008 4:36pm
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It's http://developer.boards.ie/you.php
Works off your IP or cookie or something and will always show your name.
I see a new wave of sigs coming..

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#24 03-10-2008 4:40pm
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Karl you must be great fun at a magic show.
Do you keep shouting "It's up his sleeve, it's up his sleeve. Did you see that? It's up his sleeve"?

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#25 03-10-2008 4:42pm
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Hagar wrote: »

Karl you must be great fun at a magic show.
Do you keep shouting "It's up his sleeve, it's up his sleeve. Did you see that? It's up his sleeve"?

Ah hes not totally to blame, its given away on another thread too.

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#26 03-10-2008 4:42pm
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Wasn't this done before and someone went mad thinking boards was out to get him, and he didn't cop on for about 4 pages?

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#27 03-10-2008 4:42pm
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blah cult, you could have at least come up with a more inconspicuous filename!

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#28 03-10-2008 4:44pm
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Hagar wrote: »

Karl you must be great fun at a magic show.
Do you keep shouting "It's up his sleeve, it's up his sleeve. Did you see that? It's up his sleeve"?

Yes.
Someone had to say it

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#29 03-10-2008 4:53pm
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My name is spelt in mostly lowercase guys, try and get it right.

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#30 03-10-2008 4:55pm
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Indiana Jones hates you all!

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#31 03-10-2008 5:06pm
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Surely you have better things to be worried about.

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