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  • 07-10-2008 9:28am
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    rocky25
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    Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

    The Personnel Manager said,

    'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.

    Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.'

    Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

    The manager said; make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.

    Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,

    'Mister Manager, I am ready'

    the manager said, 'Go ahead.'

    Mujibar said,

    'The telephone goes green, green,
    And I pink it up, and say,
    ' Yellow ', this is Mujibar.'

    Mujibar now works at a call center.

    No doubt you have spoken to him.

    I know I have.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

    A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

    The little boy replied,

    'This is the most powerful liquid in the world, its called turpentine.'
    The Priest said,

    'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.

    If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

    The little boy replied,

    'You take some of this turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass,

    He’ll pass a Harley Davidson.'


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