The best / stupidest 'writings on the wall' you've seen?

magick

in college here theirs "Putin 08!"

Awful Scut Mk2

On some section of the Tralee (I think) bypass, the construction company put up a sign last year reading 'Road completed five months ahead of schedule by XXX construction'.

Someone else took a can of spray paint and added underneath: Well fair play to ye.

Dan133269

"Are you not entertained?" in Limerick

and this is i think the most idiotic piece of graffiti ever, i'll honestly be surprised if anyone can top this.
"Up fu*k
Watford Kilkenny"
I assume they were trying to write up waterford fu*k kilkenny. The irony is it was right next to a school, needless to say its literacy levels weren't the best

dreamer_ire

Saw it in the 80's on a wall in Dublin

"Free Nicky Kelly"
and added
"with every pack of kelloggs corn flakes"

Loved it, still my fav to this day!

ShagNastii

Remember my mate telling me he was on duty with the FCA which involed him being in a small hut outside a shooting range I warn people in danger. He was in this hut nobody came near for about 10 hours. The hut was covered in graffti. He looked under a bench which was in the hut and in clear writing somebody had writen.

I can't believe you are sooo bored that you actually looked under the bench, ****e isn't it

Toto Wolfcastle

'Scouts are gay' was written on the side of a scout hall in Cork. It was there for ages, years I think. I can't understand why the scouts didn't paint over it.

JerryHandbag

An a toilet wall I saw "Tiocfaidh ar la-la" followed by a crude sketch of la-la the tellytubby in full IRA clothing

Graffiti on a closed-down shop in Limerick saying "Please turn at the next right for <insert offiensive homosexual term here> street".....very funny since the street they were referring to is actually on the left!:D

hot2def

excuse me, is the word "stupidest" misspelled in the title?

dr.bollocko

hot2def wrote: »

excuse me, is the word "stupidest" misspelled in the title?

ROFL

Jack Sheehan

Slightly off topic but has anyone noticed the rearranging of letters on the bins saying 'Litter' making them say 'Clitterus' [sic]?

Retr0gamer

In the jacks in college:

'In this toilet there is no paper,
Behind the toilet is a scrapper,
If the scrapper can not be found,
then wipe your arse along the ground'

Turd Ferguson

Jack Sheehan wrote: »

Slightly off topic but has anyone noticed the rearranging of letters on the bins saying 'Litter' making them say 'Clitterus' [sic]?

Yes, it also uses some of the letters from 'Bruscar' too!


2 of my favourite are from the toilets in IADT college

On the walls it had "Flush twice, its a long way to UCD"

The other was a sign on one of the cubical doors that said Out of Order. Some genius wrote just above it so it then read "You're Out of Order"

Fulton Crown

On wall in Castleknock.

Jenny O'Brien I love you - I'd climb the highest mountain, cross the hottest desert and swim the deepest ocean for you.

PS See you Saturday - If it's not raining.

best boardsie

Not on a wall but what about the election poster for dick roach with dick scribbled out and cock written over it. Always makes me giggle.

SUNGOD

on a wall in waterford " i like fish" it was there for ages and then someone wrote under it "i also like cake"..........completely random but i love them



on a wall by a bad bend in a road in kilkenny that had seen its fair share of crashs " hey sponge wall"

Zillah

Dan133269 wrote: »

"Are you not entertained?" in Limerick

Love it.

chopperbyrne

Always amused by the sign in Pearse Station that has the Pe scraped off so it reads "arse Station"

Robbo

On the M6, there's a sign for an exit with "Up she flew!" written underneath Rhode.

Anyone care to advance a theory on this one?

Toilets in Trinity:

Heisenberg
was
here

...

Maybe.

Kold

Oh there was one in FHM a while back that made me laugh. It was a billboard that said "SPEEDING - WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?"
Underneath someone had sprayed "Needed a shít!"

shayser

Back of the toilet door in work "da management" stuck one of those HSE stickers saying "Please remember to wash your hands", with, eh, a helpline number.

In case you need help washing your hands?

Mr. smarty, whoever he was, scribbled underneath "Please remember to wipe your arse". And another helpline number.

shayser

Kold wrote: »

Oh there was one in FHM a while back that made me laugh. It was a billboard that said "SPEEDING - WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?"
Underneath someone had sprayed "Needed a shít!"

Ha! Worked for Alex Ferguson.

pigeonbutler

pigeonbutler wrote: »

In my old school's jacks. It was on the wall for a few years:

"Some come here to sit and think,
Others come to Sh!t and stink,
but I come here to scratch my balls,
and write graffiti on the walls!"

Poetry!!

When i was working in dunnes we had this on the wall:


"Some come here to sit and think
Others come to Sh!t and stink
some come here to play with their balls
but i come here to write on the walls"



Also seen a road sign that said LAYTOWN (in the big capital block letters used on road signs) and someone altered the L by adding two lines, so it read GAYTOWN. I laughed to myself.

SoWatchaWant

BEST ONE EVER

In a toilet cubicle in the lads' jacks-

"Beware of gay limbo dancers"

j-bone

on bathroom wall in keele uni (stoke on trent)

"if God gave the world an enema, He'd stick the tube in stoke"

hot2def

Myself and a friend got absolutely smashed one night, and ended up in Rick's.

I went down the stair to the jacks, and while there I noticed amongst the graffiti was "No Fat Chicks". I happen to like meaty looking women, so I added a line to the "n" so it now said "Mo Fat Chicks"

I was very pleased with myself, and I passed my friend as on the stairs on the way to the jacks, we didn't speak.

When she returned she was smiling like a mad yoke. I asked her what was up and she said "oh, there was some graffiti that said "Mo Fat Chicks" so I wrote "Mo Problems" under it..."


best night ever

Zaph

janeybabe wrote: »

'Scouts are gay' was written on the side of a scout hall in Cork. It was there for ages, years I think. I can't understand why the scouts didn't paint over it.

Mustn't have been bob-a-job week.

Best one I saw was on the door of a cubicle in a Budapest hostel - The toilet paper here is like Clint Eastwood. Rough, tough and takes no shít.

humbert

hot2def wrote: »

Myself and a friend got absolutely smashed one night, and ended up in Rick's.

I went down the stair to the jacks, and while there I noticed amongst the graffiti was "No Fat Chicks". I happen to like meaty looking women, so I added a line to the "n" so it now said "Mo Fat Chicks"

I was very pleased with myself, and I passed my friend as on the stairs on the way to the jacks, we didn't speak.

When she returned she was smiling like a mad yoke. I asked her what was up and she said "oh, there was some graffiti that said "Mo Fat Chicks" so I wrote "Mo Problems" under it..."


best night ever

Ok, I have to ask...with what? Even if I had a bag I'd leave it with the friend on the way to the loo!

punchdrunk

in the pavilons centre one of the doors to the parking has a sign
saying PUBLIC AREA

...the L has been skillfully removed

behind the ulster bank head office on Georges quay there was a wall with
anto+Aine 4 ever
and then clearly years later,in much newer paint had been added
PLUS KIDS
they then proceeded to list the names of each of their great unwashed spawn!

J.S. Pill

DaveyGem wrote: »

In UCD

"Pat Paterson and Chuck Norris are NOT effected by the recession"

Also the stupidest one has to be the many Glencullen sprayings on roadsigns in the Knocklyon Firhouse area, wtf!?

Surely he's graduated at this stage?

Insect Overlord

eoin2nc wrote: »

In the jacks in UCD, above the bog roll theres an arrow pointing to the bog roll ''Arts degree, please take one''

That one's in Mary I too

Jack Sheehan wrote: »

Slightly off topic but has anyone noticed the rearranging of letters on the bins saying 'Litter' making them say 'Clitterus' [sic]?

This was done to the bin outside the PE hall in my old school. It's been there for years!

There was a great one in LIT Library toilets about a guy I went to school with. In big black letters:

"Medical Student Hopeful D**** _____ Got a 'C' in Junior Cert CSPE".
The next cubicle had "D**** ____ puts the C in CSPE"

They were there for over a year, think they're gone now though.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Somewhere at a small petrol station in Mayo:

PLEASE LEAVE THIS BATHROOM AS YOU WOULD HOPE TO FIND IT
- with two naked blondes in it.


On Vending Machine in London:
Lift lid, insert feotus for refund.

tubedude

"Fact: 95 percent of us will die in our lifetimes"

Saw this in a toilet cubicle.
...or another one i saw on a wall outside a church, "Sam has aids"

SRFC90

slipss

Great great thread kids, made my day.

Can't remember where I saw this but made me smile:

"God is dead" - Nietzsche 1879 Then written under it
"Nietzsche is dead" - God 1900: Don't fukk with the big dog

hot2def

humbert wrote: »

Ok, I have to ask...with what? Even if I had a bag I'd leave it with the friend on the way to the loo!

we both always have a a serious marker on our persons, a sharpie at the very least....

hobochris

On the way to Dunshaughlin, distance sign for Kilbride with the irish translation undernieth, cleverly changed/scrathed out to say "Ill ride kim" underneith "I ride 69".

always makes me laugh

Ross_Mahon

Kensington wrote: »

On the N81/Tallaght bypass:

TALAFORINA [sic] :pac:

Thats at the bottom of my road, There's also 'MUFFIN IS AN WANKER' and 'Deco woz ere'.

thejuggler

Saw this one in a book about graffiti years ago.

"Castrate rapists - have a ball!"

Also a few years ago during construction of the Elysian (upmarket apartment development and Irelands tallest building in Cork City) the builders had erected a hoarding around the site with marketing photographs of affluent people enjoying the 'superior lifestyle' that living in the building would give you. Some local wag added the line 'Skyscrapers are gay' to the hoarding. It was there for ages - gone now though since the building is finished.

Krieg

SRFC90 wrote: »

Haha
Genius

gandalf

From under a bridge in Blessington.

You don't have to pay to live.
Life pays you !

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gandalfirl/2876774780/

I like it

gimmick

A few beauts I have seen

J Hayes is queer and gay and fag got.

Your laws are inordinadant (not a mispel by me, thats what it says)

Real IRA (but someone added a Q to the end of it).

Josie_dub

On a toilet door in chaing mai,

- Talk to many, befriend few, but always paddle your own canoe.

I liked it.

kmick

hot2def wrote: »

Myself and a friend got absolutely smashed one night, and ended up in Rick's.

I went down the stair to the jacks, and while there I noticed amongst the graffiti was "No Fat Chicks". I happen to like meaty looking women, so I added a line to the "n" so it now said "Mo Fat Chicks"

I was very pleased with myself, and I passed my friend as on the stairs on the way to the jacks, we didn't speak.

When she returned she was smiling like a mad yoke. I asked her what was up and she said "oh, there was some graffiti that said "Mo Fat Chicks" so I wrote "Mo Problems" under it..."


best night ever

I like it.

Saw one where a guy had written 'Mickey Hurley woz ere'. Some wag scratched out the 'woz here' and wrote "is a gurly" underneath.
Mickey Hurley woz ere
is a gurly!

Made me snigger over and over I dont know why.

Insect Overlord

That's so childish it's brilliant!

KnifeWRENCH

eoin2nc wrote: »

In the jacks in UCD, above the bog roll theres an arrow pointing to the bog roll ''Arts degree, please take one''

Yup that's in one of the UCC toilets too. Always makes me laugh!

I don't pay much attention to the messages, but I've seen some cool drawings. One of the best was a large drawing of the power-up mushroom from Super Mario Bros. A true work of art it was!

Burial

wrote:

''Arts degree, please take one''

That predates the world...

justindublin

JC 2K3 wrote: »

In a toilet cubicle in TCD, on the right side of the cubicle, the following is written:

"To play toilet tennis, look left".

On the left side of the cubicle, the following is written:

"To play toilet tennis, look right".

Hours of fun.

Brilliant!!! ha!

RoundyMooney

In Wicklow some years ago;

"WELCOME TO KILCOOLE" (Glenroe) followed by "Well, Holy God!".

The same graffiti jokes seem to travel a fair bit, as I remember most of them from my college days.

Cormic

I love this one