CamelToe - MooseKnuckle.....Why ?

ntlbell

shellyboo wrote: »

Come on now folks, let's at least be realistic about our fat bashing, if that's where this thread is heading - unless this woman has the world's largest vagina, that is NOT camel toe. That's the seam on her trousers cutting into her belly. Her labia are somewhere south of that.

/me takes your bleedin obvious stick....

Standard Toaster

ntlbell wrote: »

oh?

have a really really quick glance

Right-click/save........

shellyboo

milod wrote: »

You'd be bashing some fat there alright...

The point is moot, when you're that fat, your labia simply run from your bum-crack to your belly...

Ah yes, I forgot the ability of fat to change the basic anatomy of the human body.

Nursy

hi..hi... Fair point Shellyboo.... I slept over it and we actually should feel sorry for her. It's obvious the pants are too tight and yeah the belly is creating that camel toe illusion.
They probably dressed up like that on purpose for the show...

shellyboo wrote: »

Ah yes, I forgot the ability of fat to change the basic anatomy of the human body.

milod

shellyboo wrote: »

Ah yes, I forgot the ability of fat to change the basic anatomy of the human body.

Nah, sod that, if it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's a f**king duck...

It looks like a huge pair of labia and that's good enough for me...

shellyboo

milod wrote: »

Nah, sod that, if it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's a f**king duck...

It looks like a huge pair of labia and that's good enough for me...

Fair enough... let's hope you never bed a big girl then so, she'll be seriously unsatisfied :P

Elle Victorine

Manties wrote: »

I have a few pair of jeans from there, but id dosent present the aul lad and put him on show with the twins Also while im on this, do women like seeing this or is it the same as what we feel, a small minority like it, and the rest of us think its a bit vile.

Getting into the minds of women is interesting though, i wouldnt have thought that a friend telling her that the trousers dont fit would cause such a trail of destruction !!

God no! Put em away like! It's hwy I hate speedos on men or tighty whiteys. Vom central like. Can't imagine how anyone would find it attractive because it reminds me of that show "Upwardly Mobile" with yer man in the tight shorts who clearly stuffed himself with socks.


And it depends on the youngwan to be honest. Some would fly off the handle but others would respond properly. It's just been my experience with some of the girls I know. The rest insist on telling you if your nether regions are hanging out or you look fat:rolleyes: especially when you're going out of your way to look nice. No point lying because the result could be awfully embarassing for the person.

Pen1987

Elle Victorine wrote: »

Vom central like

Quoted for the comedy aspect.

On topic, not attractive at all!

The Shock Maste

Ever seen Rhino toe on a wild snorlax.....

not nice

milod

shellyboo wrote: »

Fair enough... let's hope you never bed a big girl then so, she'll be seriously unsatisfied :P

Ah c'mere, I'm not into skinny ladies, like I love a bit of wobble, but man, that girl is never going to be satisfied - Ron Jeremy wouldn't even get past the labia. In fact, you'd have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

Oh **** just realized this isn't 'After hours'. I'll get my coat, again...

shellyboo

milod wrote: »

Ah c'mere, I'm not into skinny ladies, like I love a bit of wobble, but man, that girl is never going to be satisfied - Ron Jeremy wouldn't even get past the labia. In fact, you'd have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

Oh **** just realized this isn't 'After hours'. I'll get my coat, again...

LMAO... flour.

I wasn't giving out, I was just amused at the mental image of a guy poking away at a pudenda instead of the lady area...

Bottle_of_Smoke

I really don't notice it in public ever, looks hot on some motivational posters with slim women.

She Devil

Reminds me of the song ....
Do ye remember it? :DArtist: Fanny Pack
Song: Camel Toe Lyrics:
um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh
um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh
walking down the street,something caught my eye
a growing epidemic that really ain't fly
a middle aged lady,i gotta be blunt
her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front
I could see her uterus her pants were too tight
She must've owned panties that were not in sight
She walked right by the poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie a Camel Toe

um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe
girl thats gotta hurt
take some time and adjust can't you see people staring
and making a fuss
could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance
is your crotch hungry girl
cause its eating your pants
do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings
the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing
in public putting on an x rated show grossin people out
with your Camel Toe
[Repeat Chorus]
first day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress
a little quick to wearin
wearin pum pum shorts
and its causin me much distress
whoomp there it is
yeha right in the front
everybody come and get a good look
i can see everything through the panty cling every cranny
and every nook
you better take a quick minute
before you step outside
and check the area thats pubic
or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up
like rubic
take these words of advice
cause its not very nice
i wanna put you al in the know
girls don't sleep
don't let your pants creep
watch out for
The Camel Toe

christeb

You won't believe this but after having perused this thread yesterday, I actually had a pretty candid dream about a curvy lady with a cameltoe in my dreams!

Freaky.....