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09-10-2008 11:13am

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rocky25

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Pick the month you were born.

1----i shot
2----i ate
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i love with
9----i choked on
10---i knocked out
11---i humped
12---i gave a lap dance to

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1
A homeless guy
2
a gangster
3
a banana
4
a fork
5
a cheerleader
6
your mom
7
my brother
8
an ipod
9
my best friends boyfriend
10
a goat
11
my dog
12
my dad
13
the computer
14
my science teacher
15
my neighbor
16
myself
17
a blowup sheep
18
a llama
19
a football player
20
a stuffed animal
21
a permenant marker
22
a policeman
23
a ninja
24
a baseball bat
25
my pshyciatrist
26
my brother
27
my sister
28
a pickle
29
a dvd player
30
a paperclip
31
my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White
Because i was high.
Black
Because I was drunk.
Pink
Because im a mad.
Red
Because the voices told me to.
Blue
Because i cant control myself.
Green
Because I hate myself.
Purple
Because Im fool.
Gray
Because my mind goes to hell.
Yellow
Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other
Because that's how I roll.
none
because im smart and i do what i want

NOW READ OUT THE RESULT AND POST IT....

mine was...
I gave a lap dance to a cheerleader because the voices told me to

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#2 09-10-2008 11:17am

Sabre0001

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I sang to my neighbour because I was high

Strangely accurate

🤪

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#3 09-10-2008 11:22am

GAAman

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I ate a cheerleader because i was high, but i dont even like fish

AND im still bleedin hungry!! :p

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#4 09-10-2008 11:27am

Homer

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I ate a homeless guy, coz thats how I roll

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#5 09-10-2008 11:38am

chavezychavez

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i gave my number to a stuffed animal Because im a mad.

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#6 09-10-2008 11:41am

gabigeist

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Not many people have eaten a dvd player I take it...

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#7 09-10-2008 11:44am

Frisbee

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I gave my number to a gangster because I hate my family.

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#8 09-10-2008 12:41pm

The Hill Billy

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Homer wrote: »

I ate a homeless guy, coz thats how I roll

Snap!

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#9 09-10-2008 12:50pm

smk135

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I choked on a ninja cause the voices told me to...

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#10 09-10-2008 12:51pm

chickenhawk

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I knocked out a football player because I can't control myself.

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#11 09-10-2008 12:56pm

chin_grin

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I ate the computer because I was drunk...........wait.....what?

0_o

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#12 09-10-2008 1:00pm

molly(",)

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i love with a permenant marker because i cant control myself

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#13 09-10-2008 1:49pm

mixervilla

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i murdered a llama because i was high

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#14 09-10-2008 3:05pm

Mossin

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I gave a lap dance to a baseball bat because the voices told me to.

What a way to have my 1000th post :pac:

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#15 09-10-2008 3:10pm

Podge2k7

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i love with my cell phone because the voices told me to.

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#16 09-10-2008 3:40pm

lint316

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I choked on a dvd player because I was high

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#17 09-10-2008 3:46pm

ziedth

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I choked on a homeless guy because i'm a fool.

Quality

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#18 09-10-2008 3:49pm

rvd156

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I choked on a paperclip because thats how I roll...:D

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#19 09-10-2008 4:07pm

Whispered

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I smacked a banana because i hate myself.

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#20 09-10-2008 6:18pm

Insect Overlord

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I love with my dog becaue I was drunk.

Grammar no work good

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#21 09-10-2008 6:35pm

cl0ne

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I shot a gangster Because that's how I roll.

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#22 09-10-2008 7:37pm

ericl

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I knocked out a policeman because i was high.

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#23 09-10-2008 8:52pm

entropi

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I shot a stuffed animal because my mind is going to hell.

:pac:

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#24 09-10-2008 9:47pm

dh0661

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I gave a lap dance to - a gangster - because the voices told me to :eek:

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#25 09-10-2008 10:55pm

Havermeyer

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I ate my brother because I was high.

Everything is food when you get the munchies.

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#26 10-10-2008 7:29am

Lambsbread

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I murdered a cheerleader becuase i am a fool!

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#27 10-10-2008 11:26am

Fey!

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I gave a lapdance to a policeman because I can't control myself!

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#28 10-10-2008 12:49pm

Bligh

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I shot a baseball bat because was high

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#29 10-10-2008 12:52pm

mydogjack

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i knocked out an ipod because i cant control myself.

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#30 10-10-2008 1:14pm

slipss

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An Fhile wrote: »

I fell in love with my dog because I was drunk.

Snap. Made you grammer gooder aswell. You don't happen to have a big surgical scar on the left side of your body by any chance?

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#31 10-10-2008 1:41pm

Gary ITR

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I shot a football player because i can't control myself

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