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Drunken Poles

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  • 12-10-2008 12:20pm
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    BogWog
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    My brother was telling me he saw on the news that this man and his wife were sleeping in bad then the man went to the toilet and while he was in the toilet some drunken Polish lad went into the house and he was so drunk he thought it was his own house and he ate a whole chocolate cake outta the fridge then went upstairs and got into bed with the woman and fell asleep. Funny ****.


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    kaimera
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    the man went to the toilet while he was sleeping beside his wife?


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    #3
    BogWog
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    Yea sleepwalking. He didn't take his wife with him I didn't mean that. That would just be ridiculous.


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    spurious
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    But while going to the toilet he opened the door for the Polish guy to get in and have his wicked way with the cake?


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    DenMan
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    Cake must have been very creamy.:cool:


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    BogWog
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    Haha must have.


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    tenandtracer
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    So he polish-ed off the cake!


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    Greenmachine
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    Wow they put anything on the news these days it seems. :rolleyes: Surely they have more important thiings to talk about on the news, falling house prices, rising unemployment, the budget the world economy, you get the idea.


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    BogWog
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    Mighta just been one of them talk shows and my brother just said the news for short. Or maybe the news reporters had a sense of humour and decided to throw that story in.


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    Tannylan
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    Whats this got to do with Dublin?


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    AnonoBoy
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    How long was the guy in the toilet?


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    fifth
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    Pics or it didn't happen


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    brepper
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    Anyone else surprised that he didn't rape her?

    Or maybe the end of the story has been cut for comic effect.


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    BogWog
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    Tannylan wrote: »
    Whats this got to do with Dublin?
    It happened in Dublin.


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    BogWog
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    brepper wrote: »
    Anyone else surprised that he didn't rape her?

    Or maybe the end of the story has been cut for comic effect.
    Haha I don't know if they woulda let him off with the excuse "I was drunk I thought she was my wife"


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    brepper
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    BogWog wrote: »
    Haha I don't know if they woulda let him off with the excuse "I was drunk I thought she was my wife"

    I'd be ok with that.


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