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Father Mick!

dak · 2008-10-13 12:44:01

Father Mick walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local Garda station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant O'Grady. How might I help you?" "…

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13-10-2008 1:44pm

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dak

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Father Mick walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local Garda station. The conversation went like this:

"Good morning. This is Sergeant O'Grady. How might I help you?"
" And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father Mick at St. Brigid's . There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter ?"

Sergeant O'Grady, considersing himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk. " Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites ! "

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

FATHER MICK THEN REPLIED: "AYE THAT'S CERTAINLY TRUE, BUT WE ARE ALSO OBLIGED TO NOTIFY THE NEXT OF KIN "

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