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  • 14-10-2008 12:34am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭


    If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

    Is he still wrong?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Results of a recent Survey;

    10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date.

    20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.

    36% of the women favour nudity.

    45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes.

    46% of the women experienced anal sex.

    70% of the women prefer sex in the morning.

    80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations.

    90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest.

    99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.

    Conclusion:

    Statistically speaking,

    You have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest
    than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.

    Moral:

    Do not stay late in the office.

    Nothing good will ever come of it!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    Haha Brilliant!!!....does Stephens Green count as a forest?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 33,497 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    :D

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    rocky25 wrote: »
    If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

    Is he still wrong?]

    Probably ! :rolleyes: yes


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭coldfire1x


    haa haa haa ... good one :)


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