The AH Budget discussion thread.

toiletduck

He should cut down on all that water drinking, the Government can't be affording that anymore.

kraggy

caoibhin wrote: »

Over 80 year olds to be rounded up and gassed.

Bye Gran.




I made that up too.

At least it would give the unemployed something to do. And we could put them on a Fás course in gassing just to waste more money on them.

Maybe I am not understanding it correctly but he siad that there was 12000 new primary school places.I thoguht the amount of children who are starting school has been decreasing for the last decade,ie CAO points going down.

chin_grin

caoibhin wrote: »

Over 80 year olds to be rounded up and gassed.

Bye Gran.




I made that up too.

What about our carbon footprint?

Linku

Savman wrote: »

"Luas extended to the Point"
Pfft. It's called The O2 now, eejit.

The area is still going to be called 'The Point Village', the O2 is just the venue...

Batt's looking far too happy considering he's probably about to come out with terrible news...

HashSlinging

I'm saying nothing.

kraggy

Deleted User wrote: »

Maybe I am not understanding it correctly but he siad that there was 12000 new primary school places.I thoguht the amount of children who are starting school has been decreasing for the last decade,ie CAO points going down.

Number of places on courses has also increased in that time though. New courses plus more places on existing courses.

Dragan

Deleted User wrote: »

Maybe I am not understanding it correctly but he siad that there was 12000 new primary school places.I thoguht the amount of children who are starting school has been decreasing for the last decade,ie CAO points going down.

The points are going down because the kids are retards.

Thats about it.

jmcwobbles

Is this being played live on any of the RTE radio stations?

Savman

Might not be all bad.

The Buy And Sell wrote:

For Sale: 1 x Large Spire, unwanted gift, genuine reason for sale, cost €4m new, no reasonable offer refused

kraggy

jmcwobbles wrote: »

Is this being played live on any of the RTE radio stations?

Yup. RTE Radio 1 and RTE Telly 1.

And on the web at Rte.ie/radio

Agamemnon

caoibhin wrote: »

Over 80 year olds to be rounded up and gassed.

Bye Gran.




I made that up too.

Just as well you're joking - that would be utter lunacy. Do you have any idea how expensive Zyklon B is? We should have stocked up on it during the Celtic Tiger years when we had the bucks.

dade

jmcwobbles wrote: »

Is this being played live on any of the RTE radio stations?

yeah audio and video availible on rte.ie

skyhighflyer

8c on etrol, none on diesel. Fcuk:rolleyes:

kraggy

Excise on cigarettes up by 50%. What does that equate to in cents?

toiletduck

18 year olds were still eligible for child benefit? Wtf?

Savman

kraggy wrote: »

Yup. RTE Radio 1 and RTE Telly 1.

And on the web at Rte.ie/radio

Only if you paid your shoite tv tax TV License, otherwise you're not allowed listen.

ongarite

VAT up, Fags excess up 50%, petrol up 8c, no change on diesel. No booze change.

**** **** ****...

The cigs are up to 9.50

chin_grin

News we all wanted to hear...no increase on the beer. YUS!

Darragh29

Ì heard Robert Mugabe might be taking those e-voting machines off us for a knock down price...

JackieChan

kraggy wrote: »

Excise on cigarettes up by 50%. What does that equate to in cents?

I thought the same, I'm sure it was 50c he said though.
Edit: Diesel ftw!

mgsrocks

'Reduce excise in non-alc beer'

Lets go get drunk

cornbb

Tax on fags gone up 50%. Anyone know how this translates into real numbers?

dade

50 % increase on tax on cigs
Vat up .5% increase
13.5 % stays teh same
Petrol tax up 8%
I think wine is also going up

air travel tax on all departures of €10

Caoimhín

Nothing on the beer or spirits.

10 euro tax to get the hell out of this pissy wet ****hole island.

Savman

This is so bad it's good!

mgsrocks

JackieChan wrote: »

I thought the same, I'm sure it was 50c he said though.
Diesel ftw!

Ye it was 50c

jmcwobbles

I thought he said the cigs will be increased by 50 cent not 50%

skyhighflyer

It was 50cent on fags. Not too bad

Kurtosis

50 cent on cigarettes, not 50 %.

Oshare Bones

Still tryna flog a dead horse with the property market, increasing tax relief for FTBs.. sigh.

chin_grin

penguin88 wrote: »

50 cent on cigarettes, not 50 %.

Yup, 50 Cent the teleprompter said so. Even though he did say "percent". Hmm......

skyhighflyer

dade wrote: »

50 % increase on tax on cigs
Vat up .5% increase
13.5 % stays teh same
Petrol tax up 8%
I think wine is also going up

air travel tax on all departures of €10

It's 8cent and 50 cent:rolleyes:

ongarite

I think he is trying to outdo John Bruton's Budget in the 80s..

Oshare Bones

caoibhin wrote: »

10 euro tax to get the hell out of this pissy wet ****hole island.

Bargain in my opinion.

Savman

Diesel ftw.

dade

penguin88 wrote: »

50 cent on cigarettes, not 50 %.

thought he said a 50% rise on teh excise on teh fags, must have heard him wrong

there's also an increase on mortgagte tax relief from 20 to 25 % for the first 2 years. the next band is increased to 22.5% or something like that

Hail 2 Da Chimp

8C on petrol! The bastards!

homah_7ft

Lenihan may just as well have said "Wallet inspector". All to pay for those developer buddies. I hate this country sometimes.

sgthighway

8 cent a litre or gallon

Caoimhín

Builders/developers and fools who got out massive mortgages; 1


Ordinary hard working people of Ireland; 0

Dragan

chin_grin wrote: »

News we all wanted to hear...no increase on the beer. YUS!

Which basically shows how much pull the old pubs have.

_Kaiser_

Savman wrote: »

Diesel ftw.

Wait till Gormley announces the details of his Carbon Budget tomorrow tho! I'm sure they'll make it back then!

kraggy

cornbb wrote: »

Tax on fags gone up 50%. Anyone know how this translates into real numbers?

Not official, but just did a search and the excise duty on cigs in Ireland is 60% of the cost of a pack.

So, on 7.50 a pack, that means that the excise duty is 4.50.

And if excise duty is to go up by 50%, then that means that fags are going up c. 2.25 a pack.

I'm sure he said that excise duty was going up by 50% and not 50 cent.

death1234567

The 8 cent on petrol is bollocksology

8 cent a litre or gallon?

What do you think? Gallons went out with the mullet.

Savman

Oshare Bones wrote: »

Bargain in my opinion.

It's like the Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave :eek:

tabatha

dade wrote: »

50 % increase on tax on cigs
Vat up .5% increase
13.5 % stays teh same
Petrol tax up 8%
I think wine is also going up

air travel tax on all departures of €10

its not 10 euro on all departures, its 2 euro for short haul and 10 for the rest

kraggy

sgthighway wrote: »

8 cent a litre or gallon

A litre.

Kurtosis

sgthighway wrote: »

8 cent a litre or gallon

On a litre.