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Quick Thinking Mom

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  • 14-10-2008 5:04pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 1,502 ✭✭✭


    A guy ended up with an older woman at a club one night. She looked pretty good
    for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself
    thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

    They drank a bit, and they had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if he'd ever
    had a Sportsman's Double?

    'What's that? he asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

    As his mind began to embrace the idea, and he wondered what this daughter of
    hers might look like, he said, 'No, I haven't.'

    They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, tonight's your lucky
    night.'
    They went back to her place. They walked in. She put on the hall light and
    shouted upstairs:
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    'Mom, you still awake?'


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Did not see that comin nice one :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 324 ✭✭curryman


    i'll have nightmares tonight now. but still a good one


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    Lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Pretty slow tag team there all right, good 'un


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,399 ✭✭✭Kashkai


    Hope they had plenty of KY jelly for lubrication or it'd be like shagging sandpaper (so I've been told):D


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