Mr. Cowen -

dh0661

After a beery night out Brian Cowen was looking for a lady of the night. He found 3 such girls in a nightclub, a blond, a brunette and a redhead.

He says to the blond, I'm the leader of this country - now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you -- she replied €200-

To the brunette he asked the same question -- she replied €100-

He then asked the redhead -- she replied

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Mr. Cowen - sir

if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes -
my knickers as low as my wages -
your coc£ as hard as the times we live in
and keep it rising like the price of petrol
and screw me the way you have the pensioners

If you can manage all that -- it won't cost you a fuc-ing cent.

Vanbis

dh0661 wrote: »

After a beery night out Brian Cowen was looking for a lady of the night. He found 3 such girls in a nightclub, a blond, a brunette and a redhead.

He says to the blond, I'm the leader of this country - now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you -- she replied €200-

To the brunette he asked the same question -- she replied €100-

He then asked the redhead -- she replied

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Mr. Cowen - sir

if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes -
my knickers as low as my wages -
your coc£ as hard as the times we live in
and keep it rising like the price of petrol
and screw me the way you have the pensioners

If you can manage all that -- it won't cost you a fuc-ing cent.

He'd probaby minus the first two for vat + tax

dh0661

Vanbis wrote: »

He'd probaby minus the first two for vat + tax

Dirt tax ?

R N' R

dh0661 wrote: »

Dirt tax ?

Ha Ha Ha!