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Galway Girl

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  • 15-10-2008 12:01am
    #1
    dvega
    Registered Users Posts: 363 ✭✭


    A young woman in Galway was so depressed that she decided to end
    > her life
    > by throwing herself into the Atlantic Ocean She went down to the docks
    > and was about to leap into the freezing water when a young
    > sailor saw her
    > tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.
    > He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for.
    > I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow
    > you away
    > on my ship.
    >
    >
    > I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day.' Moving
    closer,
    > he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, I'll keep you
    > happy, and
    > you'll keep me happy.'
    >
    >
    > The girl nodded Yes, After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a
    Fresh
    > start in America would give her life new meaning. That night,
    > the sailor
    > brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on,
    > every night
    > he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made
    > passionate
    > love until dawn
    > Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered
    > by The
    > captain.
    >
    >
    > 'What are you doing here?' the captain asked. 'I have an arrangement
    > with one of the sailors,' she explained.
    >
    >
    > 'I get food and a trip to America, and he's screwing me.'
    >
    >
    > 'He certainly is,' the captain said. This is the Aran Islands Ferry.


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