QuickUm's

rocky25

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So

if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of sh1t!

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Two former housekeepers of Posh and Becks have been arrested on suspicion of theft from their mansion.

David is said to be happy to drop the prosecution so long as they don't hand back Victoria's latest promo tapes.

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A guy proposed a one pound bar bet to a full figured girl.

Despite her dress being buttoned to the neck,
he bet he could touch her breasts without touching her clothes.

Since this didn't seem remotely possible, she was intrigued and accepted the bet.

He stepped up, cupped his hands around her breasts and squeezed firmly.

With a baffled look, she said,

"Hey, you touched my clothes."

And he replied:

"Okay. I owe you a pound."

Insect Overlord

"I owe you a pound." LMAO!

dh0661

You owe me a pound ?

coldfire1x

For a pound it wasnt bad

dh0661

coldfire1x wrote: »

For a pound it wasnt bad

I would have expected two (.) (.) :rolleyes:

redzerdrog

rocky25 wrote: »

A guy proposed a one pound bar bet to a full figured girl.

Despite her dress being buttoned to the neck,
he bet he could touch her breasts without touching her clothes.

Since this didn't seem remotely possible, she was intrigued and accepted the bet.

He stepped up, cupped his hands around her breasts and squeezed firmly.

With a baffled look, she said,

"Hey, you touched my clothes."

And he replied:

"Okay. I owe you a pound."

i actually used that on a weekend away in newcastle, great weekend:)