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racso1975 · 2008-10-15 10:22:13

Long time lurker first time poster: The latest christmas toy to hit the shelves is a talking muslim doll. Nobody knows what it says cause nobody has the nerve to pull the cord...... Muslim and Irish man on a plane. irish man say i'll have a whiskey to the stewardess. The stewardess asks the muslim would he like one. The…

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15-10-2008 11:22am

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racso1975

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Long time lurker first time poster:

The latest christmas toy to hit the shelves is a talking muslim doll. Nobody knows what it says cause nobody has the nerve to pull the cord......

Muslim and Irish man on a plane. irish man say i'll have a whiskey to the stewardess. The stewardess asks the muslim would he like one. The muslim replys that he'd rather be raped by a dozen whores then let liquor pass his lips. The irish guys then hands back his drink and say me too i did not realise we had a choice.

Whats the height of wishful thinking? A mouse floating down the river thames with an erection screaming "lift the bridge...lift the fluckin bridge"

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#2 15-10-2008 5:24pm
dh0661

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Very good - have some stars

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#3 15-10-2008 5:28pm
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Liked the mouse one

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