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problem with sex life

ryoishin · 2008-10-15 12:54:24

Man goes to Doctor saying he has a problem with his sex life. Doctor tells him to summarise a day in his life. He says well I wake up early have a quick screw with my wife, then have breakfast and a shag and off to work where I normally have a quick bonk with the my receptionist, go down to the typing room for a quick play…

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15-10-2008 1:54pm

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ryoishin

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Man goes to Doctor saying he has a problem with his sex life. Doctor tells him to summarise a day in his life.

He says well I wake up early have a quick screw with my wife, then have breakfast and a shag and off to work where I normally have a quick bonk with the my receptionist, go down to the typing room for a quick play with a typist and then home to wife for a quick shag and lunch. Back to work, normally have a screw or too with a few clients and one of the partners wives then home for a quick shag before tea, then get to bed early for a proper love making session with my dearest.

Doctor (Overworked /burnt out ) suggests that this does'nt sound too bad really.

He says maybe not but it gets really sore when masturbating!

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#2 15-10-2008 6:22pm
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We seem to have a lot of bankers in this thread

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