Church Bells

cl0ne

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on
Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having s*x would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny.
"Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding
and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,


"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

GAAman

Heard a good few times before but still makes me laugh

dh0661

GAAman wrote: »

Heard a good few times before but still makes me laugh

Me too