Viagra, have you ever taken one?

Darragh29

Lads yiz are making a fuk*n cock of me thread...

MagicMarker

Paityn Salty Mothball wrote: »

Bully. What with this and the banned thread....You've been awfully hard on me lately.

Wait until he gets a raging hard on.....

randylonghorn

No, why the hell would I, everything's in working order?!

Seriously, I don't get why anyone would want to take the things if nothing's wrong, they're not going to do anything for you.

danger mouse wrote: »

Took one while i was drunk one night. Did feck all for my member.

Firstly, alcohol is supposed to negate the effects; secondly, mixing the two is not a good idea medically.

I vaguely remember reading somewhere that Cialis could be taken with moderate levels of alcohol all right.

Paityn Salty Mothball wrote: »

I'm trying to come up with more viagra-based but puns but's it's really hard...

Viagra-based butts?? I think you're starting at the wrong end ... :pac:

MagicMarker

Darragh29 wrote: »

Lads yiz are making a fuk*n cock of me thread...

Well that's not very hard is it?

eVeNtInE

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Latchy

Darragh29 wrote: »

Lads yiz are making a fuk*n cock of me thread...

Dont ya mean a cock up ?

No good taking it unless your in the right mood .What's the use of taken viagra if your on a boner but thinking of the foootball scores .

Sharpshooter

Paityn Salty Mothball wrote: »

Bully. What with this and the banned thread....You've been awfully hard on me lately.

Pity l can't say the same about you ,
.........oh wait , yep your all out.
Dependency's a hard thing to deal with.

Darragh29

randylonghorn wrote: »

No, why the hell would I, everything's in working order?!

Seriously, I don't get why anyone would want to take the things if nothing's wrong, they're not going to do anything for you.

Firstly, alcohol is supposed to negate the effects; secondly, mixing the two is not a good idea medically.

I vaguely remember reading somewhere that Cialis could be taken with moderate levels of alcohol all right.

Viagra-based butts?? I think you're starting at the wrong end ... :pac:

Ge'd up da yard ya langer... :D:D

AlmightyCushion

randylonghorn wrote: »

No, why the hell would I, everything's in working order?!

Seriously, I don't get why anyone would want to take the things if nothing's wrong, they're not going to do anything for you.

Firstly, alcohol is supposed to negate the effects; secondly, mixing the two is not a good idea medically.

I vaguely remember reading somewhere that Cialis could be taken with moderate levels of alcohol all right.

Viagra-based butts?? I think you're starting at the wrong end ... :pac:

Seeing your username in this thread is funnier than all the puns put together.

randylonghorn

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Seeing your username in this thread is funnier than all the puns put together.

Think I should offer my services to them for their ad campaigns? :pac:

MagicMarker

eVeNtInE wrote: »

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Well, if it's so hard you should stop hanging around here! You only make yourself look like a díck with those types of pointless comments.

eVeNtInE

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pebbles21

Darragh29 wrote: »

2 weeks ago I took a car off a lad I know to do some work on it and I found viagra tablets in the glovebox (while emptying the glovebox before removing it, to get at a temperature sensor that was behind the glove box).

Obviously not illegal and nothing wrong with this. Only the lad was in his late 20's so was kind of surprised to have come across these... Just wondering is this a common thing, young lads using Viagra?

needed one for yorema!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:oill get my coat/

randylonghorn

eVeNtInE wrote: »

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I don't use them though, so if I was to recommend them it would be under phallus pretences ...

I'm sure there are penile-ties for that! :pac:

tony1kenobi

randylonghorn wrote: »

Seriously, I don't get why anyone would want to take the things if nothing's wrong, they're not going to do anything for you.

Well that's a boner contention....

randylonghorn

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Well that's a boner contention....

Jeez, let's leave swordfighting out of it ... :eek:

Caliden

MagicMarker wrote: »

Well, if it's so hard you should stop hanging around here! You only make yourself look like a díck with those types of pointless comments.

i love italics in this thread.

they are so cool and much more effective than normal font

4zn76tysfajdxp

Caliden wrote: »

i love italics in this thread.

they are so cool and much more effective than normal font

It's big of you to say that, however your criticism is quite pointed and hard to swallow.

Sharpshooter

Caliden wrote: »

I love italians. In this thread

they are so hot and much more effective than normal viagra takers

Fixed.

cHaTbOx

randylonghorn wrote: »

Jeez, let's leave swordfighting out of it ... :eek:

What if yours is small like a Cocktail sausage stick:o

Paityn Salty Mothball wrote: »

It's big of you to say that, however your criticism is quite pointed and hard to swallow.

I swear it's sharp I pierce sausages with them:)

taidghbaby

this thread just keeps getting bigger and bigger

randylonghorn

taidghbaby wrote: »

this thread just keeps getting bigger and bigger

I have a feeling it's never going to cum to any kind of useful climax though ...

random chatbox wrote: »

What if yours is small like a Cocktail sausage stick:o

I swear it's sharp I pierce sausages with them:)

I don't know, Dobby ... try a strap-on? :pac:

Sharpshooter

random chatbox wrote: »

What if yours is small like a Cocktail sausage stick:o

I swear it's sharp I pierce sausages with them

You have more than one?:eek:
l find that hard to swallow.

pablomakaveli

iv never taken one coz im only 20 but i still know a few guys who are young and have taken viagra. the general reason given to me is that they can keep ridin for ages.

actually i remember hearing about a guy whos buddies put one in his drink when they were in a lap dancing club.
his buddies were giving him a real hard time about it afterwards.:D (i reckon anymore erction innuendo jokes on this thread and the universe will probably implode)

taidghbaby

sharpshooterH wrote: »

l find that hard to swallow.

first time for everything

Sharpshooter

taidghbaby wrote: »

first time for everything

And you are still waiting.
Must be very Hard.:cool:

Darragh29

pablomakaveli wrote: »

iv never taken one coz im only 20 but i still know a few guys who are young and have taken viagra. the general reason given to me is that they can keep ridin for ages.

actually i remember hearing about a guy whos buddies put one in his drink when they were in a lap dancing club.
his buddies were giving him a real hard time about it afterwards.:D (i reckon anymore erction innuendo jokes on this thread and the universe will probably implode)

Shove it up ur arse! :D:D

Sharpshooter

Darragh29 wrote: »

Shove it up ur arse! :D:D

Ah, thats a bit anal tbh.

Latchy

Viagra is just the pharmaceutical version of an aphrodisiac .Aphrodisiacs have being around for a long time and taken by all age groups .Older peole needing it to rejuvenate their sex lives or younger people needing a boost or pure hell of it whatever, as long as it has the desired effect ,that's all that counts

randylonghorn

Darragh29 wrote: »

Shove it up ur arse! :D:D

Again ... they're meant to be taken orally, not anally ...

taidghbaby

this is surely thread of the day.....

although im sure it face some stiff opposition from one or two others!

Latchy

The irish women are brilliant thread is giving this one the runs for it's money

Sharpshooter

taidghbaby wrote: »

this is surely thread of the day.....

although im sure it face some stiff opposition from one or two others!

Its hanging in the balance alright.

AlmightyCushion

Some of these puns are terrible, you should all be hung for it.

arybvtcw0eolkf

I took a Viagra and a Prozac together, but only the once..

I thought fvck it, if I don't get a horn I won't give a damn! :pac:

randylonghorn

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Some of these puns are terrible, you should all be hung for it.

Some of us are ... ^_^

arybvtcw0eolkf

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Some of these puns are terrible, you should all be hung for it.

Well hung?.

Latchy

The puns are drying up

taidghbaby

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Some of these puns are terrible, you should all be hung for it.

ah dont be getting thick just cuz you cant think of anymore

Sharpshooter

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Some of these puns are terrible, you should all be hung for it.

Ouch , that st*hung*
You could have softened the blow tbh.

randylonghorn

latchyco wrote: »

The puns are drying up

Thread going to seed?

MagicMarker

My cock is hard.









Too subtle?

4zn76tysfajdxp

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Ouch , that st*hung*
You could have softened the blow tbh.

You're doing it wrong.

Sharpshooter

randylonghorn wrote: »

Thread going to seed?

If we dont all pull together it will.

randylonghorn

MagicMarker wrote: »

My cock is hard (see my location).

FYP

sharpshooterH wrote: »

If we dont all pull together it will.

That's a fapulous idea ...

4zn76tysfajdxp

sharpshooterH wrote: »

If we dont all pull together it will.

Communitry spirit is hard to come by, although maybe your plan may succeed if the group becomes bigger and bigger. Hopefully it wont be a flop.

Sharpshooter

Flop Fuks sake what are ya trying to say?
OH." flop".
Poor you.

Latchy

randylonghorn wrote: »

Thread going to seed?

Is this thread on a Ldroop system ?

Sharpshooter

latchyco wrote: »

Is this thread on a Ldroop system ?

Nope , but it could end up a slippery slope.

4zn76tysfajdxp

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Nope , but it could end up a slippery slope.

Wow, you're good. You're really creaming the competition.