HELP.................

philon

40 points need.......:eek:

RAUL DUKE

bolton,liverpool,arsenal and city up next

it could be 2 points/12 games

keane=cock

not too many recoignised CB left now.

ledley crocked most of the time.

dawson suspended (for god knows how long after his reaction + red card)

corluka. not sure as to how badly hurt he is. any one know?

plus with bale recieving a straight red as well limits our already shaky defence!

could we get a cricket score against us soon?

all bleak at the min...

Blue 84

RAUL DUKE wrote: »

bolton,liverpool,arsenal and city up next

it could be 2 points/12 games

I think we'll draw with Bolton and get our arses royally kicked in the other three matches. Now, I wasn't very optimistic coming into this season about spurs' prospects but this is the absolute pits. I watched the last twenty minutes of the Stoke match today hovering between tears and laughter, but somehow unable to engage in either.

Anyway, I'm accepting that relegation is increasingly likely but I'll continue to support the team regardless. Christ, who'd have thought we'd be in this state after the League Cup win....

hotspur

Paddypower have us at 10/3 to be relegated. I think there might be some value in that.

keane=cock

i never thought we would do well this year but expected us to be around mid table not struggling to gain points and bottom.

its hard to take. i opened my e mails today and was expecting a load of abuse.
i questioned this and people actually felt sorry for me. thats worse than being abused!

tippspur

Sick of getting slagged,especially by man utd and Liverpool fans asking me whats gone wrong at spurs when they took away our two best players.and I'm sick of all the spurs jokes doing the rounds. :mad::mad:

keane=cock

tippspur wrote: »

Sick of getting slagged,especially by man utd and Liverpool fans asking me whats gone wrong at spurs when they took away our two best players.and I'm sick of all the spurs jokes doing the rounds. :mad::mad:

like whats the difference between spurs and a triangle?

a triangle has 3 points!

its poxy

ruiseal

I rather enjoyed this one.:D

philon

If we didn't laugh at those 2 gags ( even if you get them 142 times each a day) we'd have to dip into reality and realise that we are in serious trouble !!!

Q: So who would you start....
Gomes
Hutton, Woodgate, King*, Bale
Bentley, Zorkora, Huddleston, Lennon
Dos Santos
Pavlyuchenko
.........until the transfer window opens up !!!

* King if fit, Captain. If not fit, Captain Woodgate

BERBA

I know its early days but pavlyuchenko has all the signs of being another rebrov , his first touch is attrocious and imo bale and bentley have more interest in fixing their hairbands than dyin for the cause. The going is getting tough and these boys are hiding.

keane=cock

ruiseal wrote: »

I rather enjoyed this one.:D

me too.

i tried to attach it and couldnt!

ruiseal

keane=cock wrote: »

me too.

i tried to attach it and couldnt!

I had a bit of a prob myself TBH. It's done using "Manage attachments."

keane=cock

thanks im gonna go put loads up now!!

cHaTbOx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ibX3TejlZE

tippspur

random chatbox wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ibX3TejlZE

Very good, that took my mind off spurs for 2 mins 13 secs.

philon

To the tune of American Pie

A long,Long time ago,
I can still remember,
How the Carling Cup win made them smile,
And they knew this could be their chance,
To finally make that big advance,
And maybe, break the top 4 for a while.

But transfer windows made them shiver,
As Robbie Keane went off to Liver.....
Pool, and Berbs to Man U,
You can't believe it can you?
Tears of laughter we all cried,
As on Bent they have to rely,
And Frasier Campbell really tried,
The Day That Tottenham Died !

So my my kiss UEFA goodbye,
When Comoli sold the Goalie,
Well it made Levy Cry,
When you play for Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye,
Soon your gonna be a Magpie,
I bet you wish you were a Magpie.

Did your players eat the poisoned food,
To let Arsenal in and Spoil your mood,
If the fansite tells you so,
Do you believe in Chas n Dave,
Can their music save you from an early grave,
And can Dawson teach me how to run real slow,
Well, I knew you were set for a let down,
When the Spaniard signed the Blackburn clown,
You sacked poor Martin Jol,
And now everyone just laughs out loud,
I have long been laughing at your lack of luck,
Your delusion means I couldn't give a .....,
That to the table bottom you are stuck,
The day the Tottenham died,
I started singing........

So my my kiss UEFA goodbye,
When Comoli sold the goalie,
Well it made Levy cry,
When you play for Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye,
Soon your gonna be a Magpie,
I bet you wish you were a Magpie.


Anon.