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  • 19-10-2008 8:37pm
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    byrner88
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    A man walks into an off licence and puts a small lunchbox with an alarm clock on it on the counter. He says i want 2 kegs of guinness 2 kegs of bud and 4 kegs of bulmers, he's thinking for a minute and says i also want 3 bottles of vodka and 2 bottles of bacardi 1 bottle of baileys 1 bottle of tia maria , a few bottles of coke and 7 up , the man behind the counter looks at him and says you'll need a bomb to pay for that the man points at the lunchbox and says what do you think that is


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    Insect Overlord
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    byrner88 wrote: »
    A man walks into an off licence and puts a small lunchbox with an alarm clock on it on the counter. He says i want 2 kegs of guinness 2 kegs of bud and 4 kegs of bulmers, he's thinking for a minute and says i also want 3 bottles of vodka and 2 bottles of bacardi 1 bottle of baileys 1 bottle of tia maria , a few bottles of coke and 7 up , the man behind the counter looks at him and says you'll need a bomb to pay for that the man points at the lunchbox and says what do you think that is

    They say the quality of a joke can hinge on its delivery...


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    Pj!
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    hmmmmmm


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    Lambsbread
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    :confused:


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