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Stuttering Kitty

Hagar · 2008-10-20 09:23:29

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human Beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', the…

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20-10-2008 10:23am

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Hagar

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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human Beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', the little girl began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and kitty was walking along the top of the fence but she fell off into next door's yard where they have a huge Rottweiler."

''That must've been scary', said the teacher.

'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...and before she could say 'F*ck', the Rottweiler ate her!'

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#2 20-10-2008 11:51am
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Haa haa.... good one

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#3 20-10-2008 11:51am
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I would have ate that Pussy too

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