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A few Q and A's

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  • 22-10-2008 7:09pm
    #1
    cl0ne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭


    Q : WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
    A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

    Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
    A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

    Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year.

    Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
    A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

    Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
    A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

    AND:

    Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
    A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    cl0ne wrote: »
    Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year.

    g:D:Dd


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    JB04
    Registered Users Posts: 31 ✭JB04


    cl0ne wrote: »
    Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
    A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

    Excellent :)


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    cl0ne wrote: »
    A: Running into a wall with an erection

    Never knew that walls got erections :rolleyes:


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    #5
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    cl0ne wrote: »
    Q : WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
    A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.


    :pac:me Fav :p


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