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I think im going to be a father!!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    So is Yore ma, minus the attention


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,109 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    My wife is up the hillary duff too.. Just thinking of the possibilities of my possible daughter and your possible son.. it just makes me sick to think about it.

    Congrats btw ;)


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 4,516 Mod ✭✭✭✭dory


    Have you got confirmation on this yet?!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,809 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    snyper wrote: »
    Shes got the morning sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches..

    Sounds like you cooked dinner..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    snyper wrote: »
    Shes got the morning sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches..

    Shes off to get the test tomorrow...

    :eek:

    My favourite part of this is how the topics on AH lined up this morning.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    snyper wrote: »
    So is Yore ma, minus the attention


    I see what you did there :rolleyes:

    Commiserations on the news btw :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    No confirmation yet.

    ive given her a note to give to her teacher to say she has to go to the doctor at 2pm.

    we shal kno this afternoon

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,109 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    My favourite part of this is how the topics on AH lined up this morning.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055404399

    Add this one to the list LOC


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭Raiser


    Congrats, im sure it will be a lovely baby

    Wow - post of the year !!!!

    - Great stuff & thanks :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    Jeremy Kyle FTW

    maury povich pisses all over jeremy kyle.

    tbh.



    maury: "what about all the STD's you might get?"
    bitch: "i don't sleep with black people"


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Congrats:D tought my missus was preggers a few weeks ago,
    no baby no coat hanger.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭kittensoft1984


    So nothing has been confirmed yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Snyper, I have a spare Cellar under my house if you need to hide out for a while!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    Snyper, I have a spare Cellar under my house if you need to hide out for a while!
    or lock your kid up in for 20 or so years.....


    too soon for jeseph fritzel jokes??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    snyper wrote: »
    sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches..

    Be a bit more gentle in future mate, jeez.....
    or lock your kid up in for 20 or so years.....


    too soon for jeseph fritzel jokes??

    It's never too soon for joseph fritzl jokes.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    She has texted me telling me that the results were....


    .. negative. No sprog this time.

    *world breaths a sigh of relief*

    Now, im going home to punch her in the head for getting my hopes up..

    ...ther was me hanging around baby cloths shops looking for infant fashion items...


    I'l get myself a puppy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    snyper wrote: »
    ...ther was me hanging around baby cloths shops looking for infant fashion items...

    Any excuse ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    It would be awful if someone suggested you snatch a bay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    6th wrote: »
    It would be awful if someone suggested you snatch a bay.
    Or he could just, y'know... shag her again :D Crazy idea I know!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Anyone got some 'sperm fail' pics?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Anyone got some 'sperm fail' pics?
    This one is kind of.......

    http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-owned-pizza-fail.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    stale-eggs-and-sperm.PNG


    best i can do


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    snyper wrote: »
    Shes got the morning sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches

    If shes like that and shes not pregnant...wtf is she goin to be like when she is???:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,330 ✭✭✭Homer




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Here ya go snyper........I saw this and thought of you
    forn276l.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Looks like this Snyper is shooting blanks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭dez_warlock


    snyper wrote: »
    Shes got the morning sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches..

    Shes off to get the test tomorrow...

    :eek:

    Are these not just the regular symptoms following a night with Snyper?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    snyper wrote: »

    I'l get myself a puppy.

    Eh...What happened the last one!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,486 ✭✭✭miju


    last time I jump the gun and offer my congrats ............... actually who am i kidding


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    snyper wrote: »
    Shes got the morning sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches..

    Shes off to get the test tomorrow...

    :eek:


    Has she actually started yet?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,772 ✭✭✭✭Whispered


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    ah i wouldnt be worried about their pregnancy tests....its their condoms i'd be worried about :eek:

    Their condoms are only for lidl dicks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    snyper wrote: »

    Mind you.. with my super sperm...

    Maybe not??


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    ah i wouldnt be worried about their pregnancy tests....its their condoms i'd be worried about :eek:

    the fact that they sell pregnancy kits doesn't say much for their condoms!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Looks like this Snyper is shooting blanks.
    Meh, more likely his tendency to confuse targets that are close together! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    Meh, more likely his tendency to confuse targets that are close together! :pac:

    If that's the case then he's up shit creek.:eek:

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    SteveC wrote: »
    If that's the case then he's up shit creek.:eek:

    :pac:

    without a paddle.........


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Does your wife know? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    antodeco wrote: »
    Does your wife know? :D
    how does a thread revival like this happen?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,129 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    phasers wrote: »
    how does a thread revival like this happen?

    Perhaps he was getting contractions.:eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    phasers wrote: »
    how does a thread revival like this happen?


    He's been thinking up that comeback for the past 8 months


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    He's been thinking up that comeback for the past 8 months

    Sucks to be them then on account of it being a pretty awful comeback.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    ...........Ah, so all that miley cyrus merchandise was pre-emptive.

    I see :rolleyes:.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Thread bumping sucks. And snyper got the all clear.


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