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Coincidence!

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  • 23-10-2008 9:56am
    #1
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭


    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and
    ordered a glass of champagne.

    The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a
    glass of champagne too!

    'What a coincidence!' the farmer says. 'This is a special day
    for me so I'm celebrating!'

    'This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!' says
    the woman.

    'What a coincidence!' says the farmer as they clinked glasses,
    then asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

    'My husband and I have been trying for many years to have a
    child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!'

    'What a coincidence!' says the man, 'I'm a chicken farmer and
    for years all my hens have been infertile, but today they're finally
    laying eggs.'

    'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens become
    fertile?'

    'I used a different cock,' he replied.

    The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence!


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