Song of the Year!

Xavi6

Apologies in advance to Spurs fans but it's just so damn good!


To the tune of American Pie

A long, long time ago,
I can still remember,
How the Carling Cup win made them smile,
And they knew this could be their chance,
To finally make that big advance,
And maybe, break the top 4 for a while.

But transfer windows made them shiver,
As Robbie Keane went off to Liver.....
Pool, and Berbs to Man U,
You can't believe it can you?
Tears of laughter we all cried,
As on Bent they have to rely,
And Frasier Campbell really tried,
The Day That Tottenham Died !

So my my kiss UEFA goodbye,
When Comoli sold the Goalie,
Well it made Levy Cry,
When you play for Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye,
Soon your gonna be a Magpie,
I bet you wish you were a Magpie.

Did your players eat the poisoned food,
To let Arsenal in and spoil your mood,
If the fansite tells you so,
Do you believe in Chas n Dave,
Can their music save you from an early grave,
And can Dawson teach me how to run real slow,
Well, I knew you were set for a let down,
When the Spaniard signed the Blackburn clown,
You sacked poor Martin Jol,
And now everyone just laughs out loud,
I have long been laughing at your lack of luck,
Your delusion means I couldn't give a fuck,
That to the table bottom you are stuck,
The day the Tottenham died,
I started singing........

So my my kiss UEFA goodbye,
When Comoli sold the goalie,
Well it made Levy cry,
When you play for Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye,
Soon your gonna be a Magpie,
I bet you wish you were a Magpie.

BaZmO*

Aw man, as a Man City and with their new found wealth I really hope that post doesn't come back to bite you in the áss! :pac:

Xavi6

Lol well it's already set in stone that Spurs are gonna get their first win against us in a week or so!

Eirebear

Soon your gonna be a Magpie,
I bet you wish you were a Magpie.

That's harsh!

Mikeyt086

Was over for the United vs Celtic game midweek, heard this on the tram back to the station:

"Viva Man City, Viva Man City, Your owners hijack planes, and they blow up trains, Viva Man City!"

To the tune of Viva Ronaldo, note i am not a racist, just made me giggle.

Mr Alan

did you capture that on your camera phone too? :rolleyes:

What i'd be curious of is why at Celtic -vs- Utd, Utd fans were singing about Man City?

Small time tbh.

CantGetNoSleep

Sol, Sol wherever you may be ftw

mayordenis

Mikeyt086 wrote: »

Was over for the United vs Celtic game midweek, heard this on the tram back to the station:

"Viva Man City, Viva Man City, Your owners hijack planes, and they blow up trains, Viva Man City!"

To the tune of Viva Ronaldo, note i am not a racist, just made me giggle.

note you are a racist

Mikeyt086

Mr Alan wrote: »

did you capture that on your camera phone too? :rolleyes:

I had posted stuff about how petty you are but **** it, your not worth the argument.

re-edit: You can see what i said in a quote. So... Yeah i guess this post is rendered useless.

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

Small time tbh.

Hahahahahaha! :pac:

dr.bollocko

Mikeyt086 wrote: »

SNIP for mikeyt. (Im a bit slow on the ole uptake today)

This is the soccer forum mate. Hands on the rails of that tram. Maintain distance from everyone where possible. Stare forward saying nothing unless it's a moan about Ronaldo or how the fans of whatever opposing team don't know anything about football because they don't share your insights about how wasteful he is in the final third.;)

Mikeyt086

dr.bollocko wrote: »

This is the soccer forum mate. Hands on the rails of that tram. Maintain distance from everyone where possible. Stare forward saying nothing unless it's a moan about Ronaldo or how the fans of whatever opposing team don't know anything about football because they don't share your insights about how wasteful he is in the last third.;)

Its hard to when there are 3999 United fans and 1 Celtic fan packed into a tram that holds 200 people. Was total madness!

Xavi6

dr.bollocko wrote: »

This is the soccer forum mate. Hands on the rails of that tram. Maintain distance from everyone where possible. Stare forward saying nothing unless it's a moan about Ronaldo or how the fans of whatever opposing team don't know anything about football because they don't share your insights about how wasteful he is in the final third.;)

If you feel that way then don't post tbh. Plenty of less 'strict' forums about.

Mikeyt086

Xavi6 wrote: »

If you feel that way then don't post tbh. Plenty of less 'strict' forums about.

Ah come on now, the smilie clearly stated a light-hearted comment!

Great song btw.

dr.bollocko

Xavi6 wrote: »

If you feel that way then don't post tbh. Plenty of less 'strict' forums about.

Only havin' a laff mate. Sher this is a light-hearted thread in the heart of the soccer forum, I'm not knocking it at all.

Xavi6

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Only havin' a laff mate. Sher this is a light-hearted thread in the heart of the soccer forum, I'm not knocking it at all.

My apologies so. Sometimes it's hard to tell a light hearted comment from a petty dig around these parts!

Mikeyt086

Xavi6 wrote: »

Sometimes it's hard to tell a light hearted comment from a petty dig around these parts!

Truer words never spoken.