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My Wife!

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  • 24-10-2008 1:37pm
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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    My wife asked me to give her something long, hard and will make her moan
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    So i gave her a mop and told her to wash the floor


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    dak wrote: »
    So i gave her a mop and told her to wash the floor
    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
    I'll bet you work in A.I.B.
    Well maybe not --- but you do sound like that you are a wanker banker.:rolleyes:


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    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    This is humour not the Ladies Lounge.

    For the record, I lolled.


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    tribulus wrote: »
    This is humour not the Ladies Lounge.

    I am not a regular subscriber to ladies lounge, I am however trying to stir s_-t. ;)


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    peanuthead
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    dh0661 wrote: »
    I am not a regular subscriber to ladies lounge, I am however trying to stir s_-t. ;)

    *passes large spoon*


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    [Deleted User]
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    tribulus wrote: »
    This is humour not the Ladies Lounge.

    For the record, I lolled.

    +1


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    Danno
    Registered Users Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭Danno


    A wooden spoon for baking? :D


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,497 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    "Give me twelves inches and hurt me!" she said.
    So I smashed a bottle over her head and f**ked her twice...

    Sorry, where did you say the Ladies Lounge was again...?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    "Give me twelves inches and hurt me!" she said.
    So I smashed a bottle over her head and f**ked her twice...

    I think that I should unsubscribe from this thread now --- bye bye :mad::(

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::D


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,497 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    dh0661 wrote: »
    I think that I should unsubscribe from this thread now --- bye bye :mad::(

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::D

    :confused:

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    rocky25
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    dh0661 wrote: »
    I think that I should unsubscribe from this thread now --- bye bye :mad::(

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::D


    Don't forget to leave the Toilet Seat UP :p







    Hide's in Cave with Osama Bin Liner Before Donna Kills me:o


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    [Deleted User]
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    One time you had to pull a womans knickers down to see her arse.

    Nowadays you have to open her arse to see her knickers.


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    dh0661 wrote: »
    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
    I'll bet you work in A.I.B.
    Well maybe not --- but you do sound like that you are a wanker banker.:rolleyes:

    Didn't think a mop would invoke so much emotion! AIB...I don't think so!


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    old boy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    whats the connection between working for a.i.b. and driving a mop


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    Aw lads -- lighten up, even Hagar was on to me about this. :confused:

    As I said in post # 4, I was only trying to stirr sh1t.


    rocky ---- I'll deal with you later. :rolleyes:


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    ryoishin
    Registered Users Posts: 754 ✭✭✭ryoishin


    what do you call a woman in the hall?




    A fugative!


    (be gentle mods)


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Lets get back to the humour (fiction) !

    My wife said that was the last time she would get wet and dirty for me ...told me to get on my MOPed and Feck off down to the dole queue before the AIB workers got there!


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    dak wrote: »
    My wife said that was the last time she would get wet and dirty for me ...told me to get on my MOPed and Feck off down to the dole queue before the AIB workers got there!

    And I suppose you told her to get on her broom. :rolleyes:


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