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Penis size lads...

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  • 24-10-2008 2:19pm
    #1
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭


    Right lads , l put a poll in aswell. What size are all the boardies and are you happy with it, if your not honest your only lieing to yourselfs and your balls will shrink...fact. I' m average 6 inch's and I'm happy enough, no complaints.

    Penis size 517 votes

    Under 5 inchs
    0% 1 vote
    Between 5 & 7 inchs
    2% 12 votes
    Between 7 & 9 inchs
    66% 346 votes
    Under 3 inchs
    30% 158 votes
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    #2
    Raiser
    Registered Users Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭Raiser


    Maybe a comma in the title and the use of a poll instead of a pole?

    [No 9+ ?]


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    #3
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,316 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    I've a knob like a baby's arm holding an apple


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    #4
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Poll added you could give me a second and no I hate commas they are my mortal enemy.


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    #5
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    l put a pole in aswell

    Fruedian slip?


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    Quazzie
    Registered Users Posts: 28,951 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    Right lads , l put a pole in aswell. What size are all the boardies and are you happy with it, if your not honest your only lieing to yourselfs and your balls will shrink...fact. I' m average 6 inch's and I'm happy enough, no complaints.
    Is it a stripper poll because that might make it bigger


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    #7
    00112984
    Registered Users Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    I thought this was going to be about lads who happened to be penis-sized. :(


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I've never measured but I put in between 5-7 inches because I'm optimistic.


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    Ishmael
    Registered Users Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    l put a pole in aswell.

    <insert generic funny comment involving your mother here>

    Seriously though, i know AH is low brow, but is it really this low?


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    #10
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    im a tripod


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    #11
    tba
    Registered Users Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    girth or length?


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    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Ishmael wrote: »
    <insert generic funny comment involving your mother here>

    Seriously though, i know AH is low brow, but is it really this low?


    Ah put a cock in it, will ye?!! :pac::pac::pac:


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    #13
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Portuguese fisherman's arm


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    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    The Master wrote: »
    I've a knob like a baby's arm holding an apple


    Mine is like a baby's arm holding a giant dildo ;)


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    #15
    hobochris
    Registered Users Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭hobochris


    GF insisted on measuring me... :rolleyes: 8" still not sure what her motive was for measuring me though?? Never felt the urge myself, always thought of my size as 'enough'..


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Mine is like a baby's arm holding a giant dildo ;)

    Paedo.


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    Army Of One
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭Army Of One


    Mines like an arm holding Turd Ferguson.

    Ugly but huge.


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    #18
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    They call me Donkey Kong. Girls run as I approach, when they hear my lad scraping along the ground behind me.


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    Quazzie
    Registered Users Posts: 28,951 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    They call me Donkey Kong. Girls run as I approach, when they hear my lad scraping along the ground behind me.
    You've a penis where you arse should be??


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    This long
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    depending on your resolution


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    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    biko wrote: »
    This long
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    depending on your resolution


    Ouch, sorry dude
    I'm reading this from my mobile :D


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    #22
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Quazzie2002 wrote: »
    You've a penis where you arse should be??


    I have to walk backwards, wrestling with my massive phallic ball and chain as it were.


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    #23
    DubTony
    Registered Users Posts: 3,269 ✭✭✭DubTony


    It's official now. After Hours has gone to the dogs.

    Anyway, based on the fact that there's no "9 inch +" option, I didn't vote. :pac:
    Having said that, if there was such an option, the results could not have been believed.

    edit: I wonder how many fellahs checked to see if it was an open poll before they voted. :D
    edit: My wife just asked me why it's not an open poll. :eek:


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    DubTony wrote: »
    It's official now. After Hours has gone to the dogs.

    You say that, but then your next sentence is:
    DubTony wrote: »
    Anyway, based on the fact that there's no "9 inch +" option, I didn't vote. :pac:

    How smutty...


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    #25
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    Her: "Jaysus the bleedin size a that little yoke......who's tha meant to sa'isfy?"

    Me: Me


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    Army Of One
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭Army Of One


    DubTony wrote: »
    It's official now. After Hours has gone to the dogs.

    Anyway, based on the fact that there's no "9 inch +" option, I didn't vote. :pac:
    Having said that, if there was such an option, the results could not have been believed.

    edit: I wonder how many fellahs checked to see if it was an open poll before they voted. :D
    edit: My wife just asked me why it's not an open poll. :eek:

    She is obv looking for a bigger cock than yourself.


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    #27
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Wheres the "i have no willy" option?:confused::confused::confused:

    Sexism TBH :D


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    #28
    Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    5 people said under 3 inches wtf:D


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    #29
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    Wheres the "i have no willy" option?:confused::confused::confused:

    Sexism TBH :D


    Under 3" applies...


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    #30
    Shmuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Shmuck


    mine is about 3 inches when flaccid and about 7 inches when erect


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    Reganio 2
    Registered Users Posts: 3,732 ✭✭✭Reganio 2


    Mine is so big when I go to a nudist beach people think I am looking for lost rings.


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