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    #62
    h8red
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭h8red


    Nobody has used this one yet so:

    My dick is two inches .... from the ground!! :D


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    #63
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    h8red wrote: »
    Nobody has used this one yet so:

    My dick is two inches .... from the ground!! :D
    Roll over so...


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    #64
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Demi baguette:cool:


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    #65
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    SoWatchaWant wrote: »
    Demi baguette:cool:

    seriously, it fits in a demi baguette?

    must be tiny. besides microwaving, cutting a slit and then buttering a roll sounds like so much work, what happened to the old fashioned ****?


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    #66
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    seriously, it fits in a demi baguette?

    must be tiny. besides microwaving, cutting a slit and then buttering a roll sounds like so much work, what happened to the old fashioned ****?

    Haha, I see what you did there:p


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    #67
    doonothing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Typical northsider...

    How do you know a northside girl is having an orgasm?
    She drops her bag of chips.


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    #68
    peter-pantslez
    Registered Users Posts: 2,213 ✭✭✭peter-pantslez


    im a good 6 inches soft about 7-7.5 hard and im happy with it and have never got any complaints:D


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    #69
    gcgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,044 ✭✭✭gcgirl


    pm me Pics for clarification :D:D:D 7'' does me fine not too small and not too big !!


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    #70
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Why should i care how big mine is? as long as i have my fun, thats all that matters :pac:


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    #71
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    gcgirl wrote: »
    pm me Pics for clarification :D:D:D 7'' does me fine not too small and not too big !!

    NSFW


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    #72
    brianthebard
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    peter-pantslez wrote: »
    im a good 6 inches soft about 7-7.5 hard and im happy with it and have never got any complaints:D

    Not much of a grower?


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    #73
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    i once saw a picture of a clit the size of a baby's willy.

    I think it's the first thing that comes up when you type "clit" into google images.

    Christ. I just googled that...wow.


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    #74
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,344 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I wouldn't consider myself huge, but not tiny either.


    Worst part for me is when im dying for a crap and i sit on the toilet. I just hate the feel of the water on my knob :(


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    #75
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Charco wrote: »
    Christ. I just googled that...wow.

    It looks angry, like a finger with the nail broke off or something.
    Deleted User wrote: »
    I wouldn't consider myself huge, but not tiny either.


    Worst part for me is when im dying for a crap and i sit on the toilet. I just hate the feel of the water on my knob :(

    Maybe try leaving the seat down and you won't fall in so far...


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    #76
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    brianthebard wrote: »
    It looks angry, like a finger with the nail broke off or something.

    There would be no trouble finding it at least.


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    #77
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Yeah but....if you have to give a girl a blowjob is it gay????


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    #78
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Yeah but....if you have to give a girl a blowjob is it gay????

    depends if she is a squirter or not


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    #79
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    depends if she is a squirter or not

    Do girls squirt from their clit now???


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    #80
    humbert
    Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    What are these imperial units? How are these things measured, functional length or from the root? When with the purdy ladies or as things stand, so to speak?

    Now that I think about it, any number in centimetres just doesn't sound very impressive.


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    #81
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Do girls squirt from their clit now???

    those ones in thailand did... wait a minute


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    #82
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    My Wife just said we must be HARD UP talking about penis sizes.:D
    Freudian Slit Slip perhaps.:D


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    #83
    il gatto
    Registered Users Posts: 3,021 ✭✭✭il gatto


    Why would you start a "poll" on this? Apart from the obvious pun value?


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    #84
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    those ones in thailand did... wait a minute


    Lt Einhorn, you're gun's digging into my hip...


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    #85
    doonothing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Do girls squirt from their clit now???

    No, their vagina, sometimes.
    Why do you ask?


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    #86
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Not much of a grower?
    tis proven that men who are smaller flacid grow a lot more when erect than men who are already biggish when flacid...

    was with a guy once and it was well too big...like 8" i can handle but this dude was at least nine and had the girth of a race horse!

    oh and did you know, there's a breed of cat, maybe it's all cats but cats of some form anyway have spikes that come out of their penis after ejaculation and so rip up their missus cats vag on the way out so she cant cheat on him, and there's a snake that esentially cements up it's partners vag so she can't cheat on him either!

    cat, nsfw


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    #87
    BillyGoatGruff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 364 ✭✭BillyGoatGruff


    ...............:rolleyes:


    Mine is only 3 inches when erect......................






    ......But most women, don't like it that thick.:p


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    #88
    samhail
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭samhail


    remember if you are long enough to reach my to ur ass... you could quite literally go f*** your self ?


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    #89
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    7 inches when i have a horn that could bate a donkey out of a sand pit!!:D


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    #90
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    javaboy wrote: »
    I <3 willies :)

    heehee
    What?
    That's what you said homes.


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    #91
    [Deleted User]
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    hobochris wrote: »
    GF insisted on measuring me... :rolleyes: 8" still not sure what her motive was for measuring me though?? Never felt the urge myself, always thought of my size as 'enough'..

    Never enough, never ever


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