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Genuine Country and Western Song Titles

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  • 26-10-2008 12:44am
    #1
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,497 ✭✭✭✭


    1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
    2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing
    You Goodbye
    3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
    4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
    5. Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
    6. Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
    7. Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2.
    8. Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
    9. Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,
    But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal

    10. Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
    11. Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
    12. Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
    13. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid
    She'd Win
    14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite

    15. I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You
    Here
    16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back
    While I Cry Over You
    17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number
    Two On You
    18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By
    Now
    19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
    20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love
    Jesus
    21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do
    Miss Him
    22. Please Bypass this Heart
    23. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
    24. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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