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mumhaabu · 2008-10-29 20:22:42

A driver is stuck in a major traffic jam just outside Dublin on the M50 motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a Garda knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?" "Pensioners" have kidnapped Brian Cowen, Brian Lenihan & Mary Harney, and a bunch of Bankers. They're asking for a €30…

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29-10-2008 9:22pm

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mumhaabu

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A driver is stuck in a major traffic jam just outside Dublin on the M50
motorway.

Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a Garda knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Pensioners" have kidnapped Brian Cowen, Brian Lenihan & Mary Harney, and
a bunch of Bankers.

They're asking for a €30 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse
them with petrol and set them on fire.

We're going from car to car taking up a collection."

The driver asks,
"How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon."

Tagged:

brian cowen

mary harney

brian lenihan

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#2 29-10-2008 10:50pm
dh0661

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Very good :D:D

I'll donate a full tanker load, when do they need it, please let me know. :rolleyes:

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#3 29-10-2008 11:27pm
GAAman

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Dont have a car will a plastic bag of petrol suffice?

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