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London Lawyer vs Glasgow Cop

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  • 31-10-2008 3:10pm
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    cl0ne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭


    A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON
    and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop.

    He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!

    Glasgow cop says: "Licence and registration, please."

    London Lawyer says: "What for?"

    Glasgow cop says: "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

    London Lawyer says: "I slowed down, & no one was coming."

    Glasgow cop says: "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please"

    London Lawyer says: "What's the difference?"

    Glasgow cop says: "The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!"

    London Lawyer says: "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence & registration then you can give me the ticket. If not, you let me go."

    Glasgow cop says: "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

    The Glasgow cop takes out his baton & starts beating the s * *t out of the lawyer and says: "Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"


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