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No more fishing for me..

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  • 31-10-2008 3:12pm
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    cl0ne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭


    Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, & proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.

    The wind was blowing 50mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, & discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

    I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, & whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”

    My loving wife of 20 years replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband is
    out fishing in that ****?”

    I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.


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