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Got arrested by the shickles last night

CAPSLOCK365 · 2008-10-31 21:14:19

Was chilling at home when the police kicked down my door. I made a run for it, but one of them came through the window - no mean feat, I can assure you, as I live on the 3rd floor. They threw me in the back of the squad car and took me to the station. From there they transferred me to Clover Hill - where would you believe…

31-10-2008 10:14pm

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CAPSLOCK365

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Was chilling at home when the police kicked down my door.
I made a run for it, but one of them came through the window - no mean feat, I can assure you, as I live on the 3rd floor.
They threw me in the back of the squad car and took me to the station.
From there they transferred me to Clover Hill - where would you believe they whipped down my pants and looked up my jacksie.

They think they're big men when they have their little bit of power
I asked for my call and I called my bro, Tommy.
I love that guy.
We've been through it all together, he's always there for me and I for him.
Legend.
The cops tried to get me to rat Tommy out, but there was no way I was turning informer.

What would you have done?

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sh1t thread

new fish

the cloverhill redemption

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#2 31-10-2008 10:17pm

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CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

Was chilling at home when the police kicked down my door.
I made a run for it, but one of them came through the window - no mean feat, I can assure you, as I live on the 3rd floor.
They threw me in the back of the squad car and took me to the station.
From there they transferred me to Clover Hill - where would you believe they whipped down my pants and looked up my jacksie.

They think they're big men when they have their little bit of power
I asked for my call and I called my bro, Tommy.
I love that guy.
We've been through it all together, he's always there for me and I for him.
Legend.
The cops tried to get me to rat Tommy out, but there was no way I was turning informer.

What would you have done?

I would have started a better thread.

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#3 31-10-2008 10:17pm

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Just when you thought you were out, they pull you back in.

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#4 31-10-2008 10:17pm

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Kept it to myself.

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#5 31-10-2008 10:19pm

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Transferred you to the sex offenders wing in Mountjoy and told the lads you were a kiddie fiddler.

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#6 31-10-2008 10:19pm

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CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

Was chilling at home when the police kicked down my door.
I made a run for it, but one of them came through the window - no mean feat, I can assure you, as I live on the 3rd floor.
They threw me in the back of the squad car and took me to the station.
From there they transferred me to Clover Hill - where would you believe they whipped down my pants and looked up my jacksie.

They think they're big men when they have their little bit of power
I asked for my call and I called my bro, Tommy.
I love that guy.
We've been through it all together, he's always there for me and I for him.
Legend.
The cops tried to get me to rat Tommy out, but there was no way I was turning informer.

What would you have done?

John Rambo is now on boards.

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#7 31-10-2008 10:29pm

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CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

Was chilling at home when the police kicked down my door.
I made a run for it, but one of them came through the window - no mean feat, I can assure you, as I live on the 3rd floor.
They threw me in the back of the squad car and took me to the station.
From there they transferred me to Clover Hill - where would you believe they whipped down my pants and looked up my jacksie.

They think they're big men when they have their little bit of power
I asked for my call and I called my bro, Tommy.
I love that guy.
We've been through it all together, he's always there for me and I for him.
Legend.
The cops tried to get me to rat Tommy out, but there was no way I was turning informer.

What would you have done?

Sounds like your imagination is playing tricks with ya. Cloverhill is a remand centre, the cops can't bring you there unless a judge has remanded you in custody...

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#8 31-10-2008 10:33pm

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ok......wtf???

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#9 31-10-2008 10:35pm

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Darragh29 wrote: »

Sounds like your imagination is playing tricks with ya. Cloverhill is a remand centre, the cops can't bring you there unless a judge has remanded you in custody...

Pffft. Can't you see how hard he is by his use of CAPSLOCK as a username. Practically screams hard. Police could obviously see this by the way he walked his walk.

Or he's a giant bullshítter. 50:50 really.

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#10 31-10-2008 10:35pm

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CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

Was chilling at home when the police kicked down my door.
I made a run for it, but one of them came through the window - no mean feat, I can assure you, as I live on the 3rd floor.
They threw me in the back of the squad car and took me to the station.
From there they transferred me to Clover Hill - where would you believe they whipped down my pants and looked up my jacksie.

They think they're big men when they have their little bit of power
I asked for my call and I called my bro, Tommy.
I love that guy.
We've been through it all together, he's always there for me and I for him.
Legend.
The cops tried to get me to rat Tommy out, but there was no way I was turning informer.

What would you have done?

This is a result of too much sweets and sugary things being given out on Halloween nowadays. In my day it was monkey nuts and apples!!!

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#11 31-10-2008 10:38pm

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dr.bollocko wrote: »

Just when you thought you were out, they pull you back in.

PRICELESS.:D

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#12 31-10-2008 10:41pm

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MarkR wrote: »

Pffft. Can't you see how hard he is by his use of CAPSLOCK as a username. Practically screams hard. Police could obviously see this by the way he walked his walk.

Or he's a giant bullshítter. 50:50 really.

Listen to me ya better listen for me now

When-a me rock-a the Dublin, me rock on steady-a
Yes-a Daddy Me Capslock me are the article don

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#13 31-10-2008 10:46pm

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Eh is no one else going to say it? Shickles? wtf, where did that come from?

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#14 31-10-2008 10:47pm

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CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

What would you have done?

:DCalled my solicitor!!!

:rolleyes:Everybody knows that.
Oh yeah and say no comment. It wasn't me. I didn't do it. Oh yeah no comment. Whoops!!

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#15 31-10-2008 10:51pm

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Ah CAPSLOCK. How go things on that sport related forum that you usually frequent? Running out of songs to troll here with yet?

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#16 31-10-2008 10:53pm

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You could probably make money with that imagination but you picked the wrong place to publish it.

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#17 31-10-2008 10:55pm

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Are you high?

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#18 31-10-2008 10:59pm

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kittensoft1984 wrote: »

Are you high?

Mum?

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#19 31-10-2008 10:59pm

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If you know F365, you'll know what this is about.

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#20 31-10-2008 11:01pm

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charlie mchugh wrote: »

If you know F365, you'll know what this is about.

Any links to info so we know what he is talking about?

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#21 31-10-2008 11:01pm

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You sound all dangerous, mysterious, hot and manly...(way too many sweets tonight)

Sure get locked up, get a few mad "ive been inside" tatoos... we can all visit ya!! maybe start a fan club?. Will we be expected to butt smuggle drugs :eek:? could be a deal breaker for me.

Anyway, you never said exactly what i was you done (did you)?

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#22 31-10-2008 11:02pm

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themadchef wrote: »

You sound all dangerous, mysterious, hot and manly...(way too many sweets tonight)

Sure get locked up, get a few mad "ive been inside" tatoos... we can all visit ya!! maybe start a fan club?. Will we be expected to butt smuggle drugs :eek:? could be a deal breaker for me.

Anyway, you never said exactly what i was you done (did you)?

I think it's pretty obvious by how hard as nailz he is that he downloaded at least 4 Metallica albums and then seeded them.

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#23 31-10-2008 11:09pm

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Got arrested by the shickles last night

Probably get locked by A Mod tonight...............

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#24 31-10-2008 11:12pm

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sharpshooterH wrote: »

Got arrested by the shickles last night

Probably get locked by A Mod tonight...............

Why did you link to the same thread?

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#25 31-10-2008 11:17pm

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Damo9090 wrote: »

Why did you link to the same thread?

Lazy copy and paste/me bad....

HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAPSLOCK/?:D

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#26 01-11-2008 12:25am

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nipplenuts wrote: »

Transferred you to the sex offenders wing in Mountjoy and told the lads you were a kiddie fiddler.

fcukin cracker! lmfao:D

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#27 01-11-2008 12:33am

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nipplenuts wrote: »

Transferred you to the sex offenders wing in Mountjoy and told the lads you were a kiddie fiddler.

Probably the safest part of prison an adult can find himself in... Assuming it's adequately segregated, of course.

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#28 01-11-2008 12:47am

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dr.bollocko wrote: »

Mum?

Here's your hot milk and cookies. Off to bed with you.

I'm stayin up to listen to teh storeeee

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#29 01-11-2008 2:35am

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man this is sooooo Bill.....

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#30 01-11-2008 4:09am

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#31 01-11-2008 4:15am

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kittensoft1984 wrote: »

Are you high?

Well, he did say he lived on the third floor

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Think he means Garda Síochána.

either that or he has a lisp and calls them the "sickies"

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#33 01-11-2008 4:18am

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#34 01-11-2008 4:39am

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Think he's just trying to be clever

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#35 01-11-2008 4:57am

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CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

Was chilling at home when the police kicked down my door.
I made a run for it, but one of them came through the window - no mean feat, I can assure you, as I live on the 3rd floor.
They threw me in the back of the squad car and took me to the station.
From there they transferred me to Clover Hill - where would you believe they whipped down my pants and looked up my jacksie.

They think they're big men when they have their little bit of power
I asked for my call and I called my bro, Tommy.
I love that guy.
We've been through it all together, he's always there for me and I for him.
Legend.
The cops tried to get me to rat Tommy out, but there was no way I was turning informer.

What would you have done?

Naw warr I mean Budd ,me bro is SOUND!!! Id neeever sayyy nu-innnn
on anyone.And da bleedin' two bottlers lookin' up me SWIISSS!! for tin mugs! I bleeeaadiinn'' SWWAARRE.And I never said nu-innnn cos Im DEADLEEEE!!!!!:rolleyes:

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#36 01-11-2008 5:31am

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CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

What would you have done?

Woken up?

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#37 01-11-2008 5:36am

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id be bored by normal ppls want of a superman type reality. are u not excited by day to day life? ah well no1 is so why bother trying

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#38 01-11-2008 6:21am

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CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

Was chilling at home when the police kicked down my door.
I made a run for it, but one of them came through the window - no mean feat, I can assure you, as I live on the 3rd floor.
They threw me in the back of the squad car and took me to the station.
From there they transferred me to Clover Hill - where would you believe they whipped down my pants and looked up my jacksie.

They think they're big men when they have their little bit of power
I asked for my call and I called my bro, Tommy.
I love that guy.
We've been through it all together, he's always there for me and I for him.
Legend.
The cops tried to get me to rat Tommy out, but there was no way I was turning informer.

What would you have done?

You're that guy who trolls the football365 forum! How the hell are ya?

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#39 01-11-2008 7:05am

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No way am i going down on a ten stretch man!
Ive done my time, now i want out!
Im the hell outta here!

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