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The nun in the taxi.

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  • 02-11-2008 7:42pm
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    Plug
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    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

    She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'

    She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

    'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

    She responds, 'Well let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

    The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

    'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'

    'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

    The nun says,
    'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    preferred the bus driver version ;)

    *goes looking*


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    gernon
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    Nice one ,have a star or three


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    A man gets onto a city bus. He sees a hot nun and wants to have sex with her. He goes up to her and asks, “Will you have sex with me?”

    Of course, she declines, “no.”

    After she gets off the bus, the bus driver says, “I know how you can have sex with her. Every Sunday night, she goes to the cemetery and prays. While she’s praying, pretend to be God and she’ll have sex with you. Put on a mask and a robe and have a lot of glitter and stuff.”

    So, that Sunday, the man does what the bus driver says. Sure enough, the nun is praying at the cemetery. The man asks, “Will you have sex with me?”

    The nun replies, “Sure, but only if we have anal sex.” * So they have anal sex.

    After, the man rips off his mask and declares, “I’m not God! I’m actually the man from the bus!”

    But then the nun rips off her mask and says, “I’m not a nun! I’m actually the bus driver!”


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    Mimikyu
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