A little massage humour...

Curvy Vixen

> > Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
> > ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
> > The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together
> > at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
> > agony.
> >
> > The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
> >
> > 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
> > relieve your pain if you'd allow me she told him.
> > 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
> > replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
> > clasping his hands together at his groin.
> >
> > At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
> >
> > She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
> > pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful
> > massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
> >
> > He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'

Tallon

Hahah, that made me laugh