GPS knickers

Gyalist

Protect her privates
Ever worry about your wife cheating?

Want to know where your daughter is late at night?

Need to know when your girlfriend's temperature is rising?

This amazing device will answer all of your questions! These panties can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate, and she will never even know it's there! Unlike the cumbersome and uncomfortable chastity belts of the past, these panties are 100% cotton, and use cutting-edge technology to help you protect what matters most.

make sure you will never be forgotten
forget-me-not panties™ have built-in GPS and unique sensor technology giving you the forget-me-not advantage.

WTF?
Obviously a lot of paranoid, jealous men out there.

FlutterinBantam

Can you wash them??

Kiera

hahahaha i laughed so much at that i think i weed myself a little. Wonder if i would have gotten a shock if i was wearing them?

Gran Hermano

When RTDH see this he'll get his own knickers in a twist

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Could you track em after the fact? That'd be handy: "I can't wait for tonight, I'm gonna get sh1tfaced...ohmigosh almost forgot to put on my getting-****faced-knickers, how would I ever have pieced the night together tomorrow?"

Bob the Builder

well if they detect that you pulled them off you, and you were going riding, you could just tell the oul' lad that you had to have an hour long **** during the night....

hullaballoo

What were you looking for that you found that site?

Cool_CM

Haha, somebody obviously didn't proof read if for too much innuendo

david:
When my daughter hit puberty I nearly had a heart attack. She started looking like a woman and suddenly she was wearing revealing clothing and staying out late with her friends.

Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to try forget-me-not panties™.

They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2.

Thanks forget-me-not panties™, now we have true peace of mind.

javaboy

It's a fake. RTDH will be relieved. Can you imagine anyone sad enough to buy a garmint like this?

Caoimhín

javaboy wrote: »

It's a fake. RTDH will be relieved. Can you imagine anyone sad enough to buy a garmint like this?

Im wearing mine right now.

Mother insists that i wear them at all times.

marcsignal

wait til 'Run to da Hills' sees this thread

MJOR

imagine your fella coming up to you saying
"here look at these lovelly panties i have bought you"... I'd make him eat them

Caoimhín

MJOR wrote: »

I'd make him eat them

I could say somethin.....

sam34

MJOR wrote: »

imagine your fella coming up to you saying
"here look at these lovelly panties i have bought you"... I'd make him eat them

i hate the word "panties", it sounds so grannyish

dr.bollocko

MJOR wrote: »

... I'd make him eat them

:eek:
Giggidy.

JimmyCrackCorn!

So in 15 posts no one noticed it was a hoax?

dr.bollocko

JimmyCrackCorn! wrote: »

So in 15 posts no one noticed it was a hoax?

Check out post 10 there Jimmy.

Run_to_da_hills

marcsignal wrote: »

wait til 'Run to da Hills' sees this thread

There are far easier ways to detect if your missus is doing the dirt.

http://www.spyireland.ie/product_info.php?cPath=2&products_id=4&osCsid=1a6a66a8ccbc20e7e33d8b1de71498b7

JimmyCrackCorn!

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Check out post 10 there Jimmy.

Me no read good.:o

OOPs

Gummy Panda

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

There are far easier ways to detect if your missus is doing the dirt.

http://www.spyireland.ie/product_info.php?cPath=2&products_id=4&osCsid=1a6a66a8ccbc20e7e33d8b1de71498b7

you should be in that show Spooks