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most suitable punishment for slow rollers (low content)

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  • 04-11-2008 7:28pm
    #1
    bubbleking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,143 ✭✭✭


    iv really had enough of their sh!t nothing annoys me as much as some goon who uses up all his time bank to call with the stone cold nuts or some arsehole who lets you think youv won the pot (live game) before flipping over his winning hand :mad:

    i know karma will probably slap them up side the head but it really isnt that satisfactory when im tilting because of these fcuktards


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    #2
    ITT-Pat
    Registered Users Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭ITT-Pat


    pretend to put their name on your enemy list


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    thechamp87
    Registered Users Posts: 970 ✭✭✭thechamp87


    bubbleking wrote: »
    iv really had enough of their sh!t nothing annoys me as much as some goon who uses up all his time bank to call with the stone cold nuts or some arsehole who lets you think youv won the pot (live game) before flipping over his winning hand :mad:

    i know karma will probably slap them up side the head but it really isnt that satisfactory when im tilting because of these fcuktards
    there is nothing more satisfying than a good slowroll. i once slowrolled a guy in a $2,400 pot with 10c7c on a 9s6c8c3d9c board. he had 98 and i even said "ugh u hit house on river?" in the chat. that was the highlight of my poker career so far.


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    thechamp87
    Registered Users Posts: 970 ✭✭✭thechamp87


    also, karma will never get me.


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    bubbleking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,143 ✭✭✭bubbleking


    thechamp87 wrote: »
    there is nothing more satisfying than a good slowroll. i once slowrolled a guy in a $2,400 pot with 10c7c on a 9s6c8c3d9c board. he had 98 and i even said "ugh u hit house on river?" in the chat. that was the highlight of my poker career so far.


    LMAO your a bad man - i need to add this kinda stuff to my game


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    HIVeindhoven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 302 ✭✭HIVeindhoven


    When i played a lot live i used to get mad and up on my high horse about slowrolling but now i think its pretty funny.
    Love doing it online in Big omaha pots when someone who annoys me shoves into my stone cold nuts. Also now love to see miserable live degenerates get slowrolled.Obv its all the sweeter if its their case dough.
    Its a great tactic to set people on mega monkey tilt and therefore a valid tactic imo.

    Edit to say I've been slowrolled with my case dough in the middle in the past. Worse things can happen.


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    #7
    YULETIRED
    Registered Users Posts: 1,709 ✭✭✭YULETIRED


    it appears slowrolling is coming into vogue.......it's only a matter of time before the ol reliable kick in the bollx follows. There is nothing more satisfying than kicking someone deservardly in the bollx, it's been the highlight of my thugish years so far. I look forward to it being as accepted as slowroling. Especially when it's their case bollick....


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    ShipIt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭ShipIt


    Ok one of my fav slowrolls or levels....
    I am confident the hand details are not exact so please dont abuse me for getting them wrong....anyone else who was at the table....
    I shouldn really name names but I will...and I dont think he would give a ****.....
    Main table in the Fitz....we are playing very deep for a 1/2 5 game and Marty McCabe has about 2k infront of him and is raising every pot and 3/4/5 betting everyone.....
    English guy Luke..think that is his name...hes about 25 ....well they play a hand....Luke has just built his stack from €300 to €1200 circa...
    Raised pot as always...Flop comes down something like KQ7...two hearts..
    Luke leads out....Marty reraises as always...Luke reraises and Marty puts him allin....Luke calls....
    Marty says "well I guess my aces are no good"
    Luke says "No"....and shows his 2P.....KQ....
    Dealer then continues to deal the turn...5c...Lukes got to be happy with that...all he has to avoid now obviously is a 7,5 or an A..
    River....is a 6d......Happy days for Luke....
    He takes a deep breath and nice one....goes to scoop the pot and Marty shouts Straight....8h9h....
    Luke gets up and steams off.....


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    MarkT1234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭MarkT1234


    Despicable imo :mad:. This thread should be locked before more retards start bragging!


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    sickpuppy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 955 ✭✭✭sickpuppy


    Ffs Martys was not a slowroll im sure he thought he was drawing dead.
    He at the poekr table anyhow is agood guy.
    Yuletired is spot on with his some slowroller is gonna get akick in the bollix at least.
    Saw abad one in the jackpot 2 weeks ago 78j flop all spades pairs witha 7 on turn 3 way action 1400 euro pot Tom english guy talks a lot tables 88 for 8s full guy ha nut flush and arsehole beside me has his hand exposed to me and is tut tut tin like he lost.
    I say u have jacks full u prik turn them over now he knew what he had as he has played before so was not calling his hand he deserved a slap in the face minimum.


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    zuutroy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    I've played about 200k hands now and its never happened to me....


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    AdMMM
    Registered Users Posts: 9,472 ✭✭✭AdMMM


    Most suitable punishment?


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    zuutroy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    Ugh man no need for that pic :(


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    sickpuppy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 955 ✭✭✭sickpuppy


    Well castration is never pretty but at least use ahuman.


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    FeetMagic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,100 ✭✭✭FeetMagic


    AdMMM wrote: »
    Most suitable punishment?

    TBH!

    Why oh why do I browse this site during my din dins... you're a sick man.


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    ShipIt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭ShipIt


    FFS...no need for pictures of that kind...
    Wasnt a slowroll by Marty just a good level...
    FWIW I think Marty is as sound as they come and also a very good player....


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    phantom_lord
    Registered Users Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    ugh that's a bit much


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    hf4z6sqo7vjngi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,454 ✭✭✭hf4z6sqo7vjngi


    bubbleking wrote: »
    iv really had enough of their sh!t nothing annoys me as much as some goon who uses up all his time bank to call with the stone cold nuts or some arsehole who lets you think youv won the pot (live game) before flipping over his winning hand :mad:

    i know karma will probably slap them up side the head but it really isnt that satisfactory when im tilting because of these fcuktards

    embrace it slowrolling is great craic


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    #19
    Lafortezza
    Registered Users Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭Lafortezza


    Banned, link removed.


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    zuroph
    Registered Users Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    admmm is banned?!


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    #21
    jbravado
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,438 ✭✭✭jbravado


    LOL-harshness on the ban!
    Also HIV whats with all the mega hate for the live punters out there?


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    HIVeindhoven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 302 ✭✭HIVeindhoven


    jbravado wrote: »
    LOL-harshness on the ban!
    Also HIV whats with all the mega hate for the live punters out there?

    You'd understand if you played in my current local Casino.


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    #23
    ShipIt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭ShipIt


    Agree with MOD....Ban is appropriate....there was no need for that pic....


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    dannydiamond
    Registered Users Posts: 2,656 ✭✭✭dannydiamond


    HIVeindhoven wrote: »
    When i played a lot live i used to get mad and up on my high horse about slowrolling but now i think its pretty funny.
    Love doing it online in Big omaha pots when someone who annoys me shoves into my stone cold nuts. Also now love to see miserable live degenerates get slowrolled.Obv its all the sweeter if its their case dough.
    Its a great tactic to set people on mega monkey tilt and therefore a valid tactic imo.

    Edit to say I've been slowrolled with my case dough in the middle in the past. Worse things can happen.

    There's fk all funny about slowrolling unless it's between mates.
    The TD/floor manager dictates the rules,the players should dictate the manners and etiquette.


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    kakak1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭kakak1


    i didn't see the post but a ban on ADMMM is very harsh for a good contributor to boards.

    Must have been a snuff movie he showed to get a ban


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    Moneymaker
    Registered Users Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Moneymaker


    I've slowrolled particularly annoying donks before and have no regrets for doing so. I take delight in using all my timebank and then calling. I'm a prick, I know.

    Although I didnt see the image, a ban seems harsh.


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    #27
    bubbleking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,143 ✭✭✭bubbleking


    maybe i should try a slowroll just to see what its like - feel like iv earned one


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    zuroph
    Registered Users Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    how long is ban for?


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    #29
    OverTheTop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43 ✭OverTheTop


    we should whip them


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    #30
    Hawk Eye
    Closed Accounts Posts: 658 ✭✭✭Hawk Eye


    similar to the thechamp one of my favorite moments in poker was when I had to use my timebank and time down to 2 seconds on the river. Notice the date, still a year and half gone by and I still have it treasured like it was yesterday.

    also seems like karma bypassed me:D:D

    ***** Hand History for Game 5981751096 *****
    $400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, May 18, 19:49:02 ET 2007
    Table Jackpot #1304640 (Real Money)
    Seat 3 is the button
    Total number of players : 6
    Seat 2: BIM73 ( $567.94 USD )
    Seat 4: Gus_C ( $643.02 USD )
    Seat 5: massy2072 ( $442.50 USD )
    Seat 6: HeavenShallBurn ( $612.70 USD )
    Seat 3: ShipItNReload ( $447.50 USD )
    Seat 1: levieux50 ( $222 USD )
    massy2072 posts small blind [$2 USD].
    HeavenShallBurn posts big blind [$4 USD].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to ShipItNReload [ Ad Qd ]
    levieux50 calls [$4 USD]
    BIM73 calls [$4 USD]
    ShipItNReload raises [$24 USD]
    massy2072 folds
    HeavenShallBurn folds
    levieux50 folds
    BIM73 calls [$20 USD]
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ 5c, Kc, Td ]
    BIM73 bets [$30 USD]
    ShipItNReload calls [$30 USD]
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ Kd ]
    BIM73 bets [$77 USD]
    ShipItNReload calls [$77 USD]
    ** Dealing River ** [ Jd ]
    BIM73 is all-In [$436.94 USD]
    >You have options at Table 125497 Table!.
    >You have options at Table 127929 (No DP) Table!.
    ShipItNReload is all-In [$316.50 USD]
    BIM73 shows [ 8h, 5d ]two pairs, Kings and Fives.
    ShipItNReload shows [ Ad, Qd ]Royal Flush.
    The time at which hand ended:May 18 2007 19:50 ET
    BIM73 wins $120.44 USD from side pot #1 with two pairs, Kings and Fives.
    ShipItNReload wins $902.50 USD from the main pot with a royal flush.


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    #31
    Hawk Eye
    Closed Accounts Posts: 658 ✭✭✭Hawk Eye


    dannydiamond wrote: »
    There's fk all funny about slowrolling unless it's between mates.
    The TD/floor manager dictates the rules,the players should dictate the manners and etiquette.

    Id never do it live cause you just look an ass but would never pass up a slowrolling opportunity online especially against a regular who I feel is prone to tilt. You need to seek out every edge you can get these days and once i've slowrolled I'll nearly always follow it up with a barrage of abuse to sent him over the edge just so the slowroll isn't gone to waste.


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