most suitable punishment for slow rollers (low content)

El Stuntman

tylerdurden gave me the perfect opportunity to slowroll him last night but I manfully controlled my inner demons :pac:

btw the only slowroll I have ever performed was against BCB and I count it as the highlight of my poker career. I nearly gave up poker after that as I knew that moment could never be bettered.

Lafortezza

zuroph wrote: »

how long is ban for?

3 day ban for linking to gross pic of horse castration, mods too lenient imo.

DubTony

Hawk Eye wrote: »

similar to the thechamp one of my favorite moments in poker was when I had to use my timebank and time down to 2 seconds on the river. Notice the date, still a year and half gone by and I still have it treasured like it was yesterday.

also seems like karma bypassed me:D:D

eh - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=56463184&postcount=1

kakak1

lafortezza wrote: »

3 day ban for linking to gross pic of horse castration, mods too lenient imo.

You must love having the authority of a mod, cop on, get a life etc.etc. :mad: :mad:

smurph

I hate slowrollers,

There is enough arsehole behaviour at the tables as it is, I think slowrolling is an utterly sh*tty thing to do, meh....

obviously it is standard practice in France because I have never seen as much slowrolling by one nation as I did at the IPO recently...

Yes I know that by typing this im leaving myself open to being slowrolled in the future, well work away and "knock yourselves out"..... I hope it gives you a nice warm mushy feeling inside as you slowly turn over the nuts...

DIE SLOW ROLLERS DIE

tylerdurden94

El Stuntman wrote: »

tylerdurden gave me the perfect opportunity to slowroll him last night but I manfully controlled my inner demons :pac:

btw the only slowroll I have ever performed was against BCB and I count it as the highlight of my poker career. I nearly gave up poker after that as I knew that moment could never be bettered.

That would of been crazy harsh crippled all in with my last 300 chips, the wrath of the poker gods would of rained down on you for eternity :pac:

Funny one thou, Tadgh slowrolled a guy awhile back bragging that night like it was the funniest thing ever, few days later denying it like it never happened :rolleyes:

Lao Lao

tylerdurden94 wrote: »

Funny one thou, Tadgh slowrolled a guy awhile back bragging that night like it was the funniest thing ever, few days later denying it like it never happened :rolleyes:

That was a bad slow roll, poor fecker didn't know what had happened and was leaning over to scoop the loot when Tadgh slowly shows him his cards. Tadgh thought that it was hilarious at the time.

Only been slowrolled once in the SE. Player A raises, Players B goes all-in (under raise). I call with AKs and the flop comes down A109 rainbow. Player A bets out and I ask how much he has left. Dealer counts his chips, €53 left, I re-raise to put him all in, he asks how much it is to him, dealer tells him it's all in to him, he then slowly re-counts his re-maining chips and goes into the tank big time. Eventually, he calls. I flip over my AK and he turns over AA for top set. I lost it :mad:

zuroph

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9IWTtmvhqE

GKidd slowrolling at IPO. raise by button, Gkidd re-raises, button (a mate of his) shoves for 200, gkidd takes out camera and asks UTG to record the hand.....

tylerdurden94

Thats your mate Keith? Details.....

bops

the only issue i have with slowrolling is that i don't get to do it often enough

zuroph

ya, keith think it was 1-2 nl. MP raised to 7, keith raised to 18, Gkidd raises to 52. Mp folds. keith shoves. Gkidd takes video camera out, asks neighbour to record it. then goes into tank, says "i think i have you" etc etc etc, before turning the aces. preflop. keith says he had QQ. but doesnt show so we'll never know.

bubbleking

ok thought id give a slowroll a try to see what the big deal was so i hit the nut flush (non paireed board) and villain pushes all in.....i time down to 3 seconds and call..

i felt cheap and dirty...:(

then the abuse started and all of a sudden i brek out laughing just gettin a buzz out of provoking the poor dude

moral of the story - slow rolling is fun cant wait to do it again

zuroph

online slowrolling is awesome, and totally acceptable IMO

El Stuntman

zuroph wrote: »

online slowrolling is awesome, and totally acceptable IMO

pah, not even remotely comparable to the real thing

5starpool

kakak1 wrote: »

You must love having the authority of a mod, cop on, get a life etc.etc. :mad: :mad:

So you think people should be able to post pictures of horses being castrated? It's only 3 days ffs.

hf4z6sqo7vjngi

Green Joker Poker GUKPT Grand Final Super Sat 20/40, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker
Visit Hand HQ to purchase hand histories from a range of sites, game types and levels.

saw flop | saw showdown

Button jackyback (3555)
SB b2964965 (1975)
BB zoowoo (3072.50)
UTG MURPH100 (4440)
UTG+1 oscar124 (2102.50)
MP father55 (1507.50)
MP JackDuck (1850)
CO-1 gar44444444 (4450)
CO martynf (2505)

Preflop: jackyback is on the Button with A Q
4 folds, gar44444444 calls 40, 1 fold, jackyback raises to 140, 2 folds, gar44444444 calls 100.

Flop (340) Q K 6
gar44444444 checks, jackyback bets 240, gar44444444 calls 240.

Turn (820) T
gar44444444 bets 4070, jackyback moves all-in for 3175 (WITH 2 SECONDS TO GO LOL)
River (8065) 4

gar44444444 shows 3 2
jackyback shows A Q

jackyback wins 8065 with Flush (Diamonds) with Ace high

EDIT: Not sure why the suits are not coming up but he shoved with his 32d into my aqd on the flushed turn

GKidd

zuroph wrote: »

ya, keith think it was 1-2 nl. MP raised to 7, keith raised to 18, Gkidd raises to 52. Mp folds. keith shoves. Gkidd takes video camera out, asks neighbour to record it. then goes into tank, says "i think i have you" etc etc etc, before turning the aces. preflop. keith says he had QQ. but doesnt show so we'll never know.

We'd been drinking for 3 days with a bit of poker thrown in for good measure.

At a round of each table I declared "pot" from ep thinking that the holdem round was pot limit.
The dealer informed me that it was no limit so I just called for €2 and only then asked the guy next to me to record it. Keith just called and BB min raised it to €4 at which point I reraised to €52.

Fold,Fold,Fold etc. and Keith pushes.

Rest is on tape.

Screw you Zuroph but I suppose we're even for the Channing interview..:D

zuroph

we'l call it a draw mate here, check ur PM.

GKidd

No PM..Why must you mock me Zuroph!

RichieLawlor

Joe GoodLuck2Me is a slowrolling **** imo

dannydiamond

Natalie Vast Revolt wrote: »

Green Joker Poker GUKPT Grand Final Super Sat 20/40, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker
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saw flop | saw showdown

Button Natalie Vast Revolt (3555)
SB b2964965 (1975)
BB zoowoo (3072.50)
UTG MURPH100 (4440)
UTG+1 oscar124 (2102.50)
MP father55 (1507.50)
MP JackDuck (1850)
CO-1 gar44444444 (4450)
CO martynf (2505)

Preflop: Natalie Vast Revolt is on the Button with A Q
4 folds, gar44444444 calls 40, 1 fold, Natalie Vast Revolt raises to 140, 2 folds, gar44444444 calls 100.

Flop (340) Q K 6
gar44444444 checks, Natalie Vast Revolt bets 240, gar44444444 calls 240.

Turn (820) T
gar44444444 bets 4070, Natalie Vast Revolt moves all-in for 3175 (WITH 2 SECONDS TO GO LOL)
River (8065) 4

gar44444444 shows 3 2
Natalie Vast Revolt shows A Q

Natalie Vast Revolt wins 8065 with Flush (Diamonds) with Ace high

EDIT: Not sure why the suits are not coming up but he shoved with his 32d into my aqd on the flushed turn

Why?

phantom_lord

other than that ft donkament i was staked in where i did it by mistake, and against some shortstackers, i've never slow rolled anyone. i''m kinda tempted now.

gondorff

dannydiamond wrote: »

Why?

Zero chance of repercussion.

Mr.Plough

Slowrolling competition imo

hf4z6sqo7vjngi

dannydiamond wrote: »

Why?

he had annoyed me with his terrible play up to that point so i wielded the mighty slowroll on his ass. It is done plenty of times back to me and i just laugh it off.

bubbleking

Mr.Plough wrote: »

Slowrolling competition imo

+1

serious respect for sickest slowroll posted....

man iv really changed my tune over the course of this thread....meh slowrolling rocks when your on the right side of one

YULETIRED

the worst slowroll EVER was in this movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjPae2YwKPI

couldnt find the actual clip ...sorry :-)

FeetMagic

After reading this thread today I decided to do a small enough slow roll. Was a 6max .50/1 game and I had JJ in MP and raised. Short stack in SB called and left 3.20 behind (he just lost a big pot so I guess thats what makes this one pretty sick). Flop comes A J 3 r. He insta-shoves and I type in the chat "what have you". He replies "just a jack". I let it time to 10secs or so and type "ok i guess im good" and call with middle set. He has 10Q, misses the gutshot and only types "sick" in the chat box. Was shocked at well he took it. Felt pretty bad for the guy even tho it was only like a 10 euro pot.

zuroph

oleras

FeetMagic wrote: »

After reading this thread today I decided to do a small enough slow roll. Was a 6max .50/1 game and I had JJ in MP and raised. Short stack in SB called and left 3.20 behind (he just lost a big pot so I guess thats what makes this one pretty sick). Flop comes A J 3 r. He insta-shoves and I type in the chat "what have you". He replies "just a jack". I let it time to 10secs or so and type "ok i guess im good" and call with middle set. He has 10Q, misses the gutshot and only types "sick" in the chat box. Was shocked at well he took it. Felt pretty bad for the guy even tho it was only like a 10 euro pot.

You slow"played" middle set, he could have had AA.

Just happened.

PokerStars Game #21795322405: Tournament #117602007, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (400/800) - 2008/11/05 21:49:40 ET
Table '117602007 6' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: okse54 (4924 in chips)
Seat 2: southrnctowl (25816 in chips)
Seat 3: oleras (16183 in chips)
Seat 4: oktay007 (46763 in chips)
Seat 5: golfertap (10172 in chips)
Seat 6: BergyShow (29823 in chips)
Seat 7: evanapkins (37864 in chips)
Seat 8: INDIAN_CHILZ (40724 in chips)
Seat 9: blueeyeshark (8735 in chips)
okse54: posts the ante 75
southrnctowl: posts the ante 75
oleras: posts the ante 75
oktay007: posts the ante 75
golfertap: posts the ante 75
BergyShow: posts the ante 75
evanapkins: posts the ante 75
INDIAN_CHILZ: posts the ante 75
blueeyeshark: posts the ante 75
golfertap: posts small blind 400
BergyShow: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to oleras [8h 8c]
evanapkins: folds
INDIAN_CHILZ: folds
blueeyeshark: folds
okse54: raises 4049 to 4849 and is all-in
southrnctowl: folds
oleras: raises 4049 to 8898
oktay007: calls 8898
golfertap: folds
BergyShow: folds
*** FLOP *** [8d 2c 2d]
oleras: checks
oktay007: bets 8000
oleras: calls 7210 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (790) returned to oktay007
oleras said, "that is for sucking out on me........"
*** TURN *** [8d 2c 2d] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [8d 2c 2d 5d] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
oleras: shows [8h 8c] (a full house, Eights full of Deuces)
oktay007: shows [Jd Qs] (a pair of Deuces)
oleras collected 22518 from side pot
okse54: shows [2s Qh] (three of a kind, Deuces)
BergyShow said, "hahahah"
okse54 said, "wow"
oleras collected 16422 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 38940 Main pot 16422. Side pot 22518. | Rake 0
Board [8d 2c 2d 5d 9c]
Seat 1: okse54 showed [2s Qh] and lost with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 2: southrnctowl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: oleras showed [8h 8c] and won (38940) with a full house, Eights full of Deuces
Seat 4: oktay007 (button) showed [Jd Qs] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 5: golfertap (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: BergyShow (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: evanapkins folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: INDIAN_CHILZ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: blueeyeshark folded before Flop (didn't bet)

let it tun down to 2 seconds..........