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A Perfect Day

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  • 05-11-2008 1:13pm
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    Perfect Day for a Woman :)

    08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.

    08:30 Weigh 5 lb. lighter than yesterday.

    08:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.

    09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.

    10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny, gay personal trainer.

    10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.

    12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.

    12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lb.

    13:00 Shopping with friends, buy myself something special.

    15:00 Nap.

    16:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist from a secret admirer.

    16:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage.

    17:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.

    19:00 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.

    20:00 Surprised with a piece of jewelry as a token of love.

    21:30 Hot shower. Alone.

    22:00 Make love.

    23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.

    23:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.

    Perfect Day for a Man :rolleyes:

    06:00 Alarm.

    06:15 Bl*wj*b.

    06:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.

    07:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.

    07:30 Limo arrives.

    07:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.

    08:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.

    09:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.

    09:45 Play front nine, finish 2 under par.

    11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Beers.

    12:15 Bl*wj*b.

    12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.

    14:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.

    14:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.

    15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.

    16:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.

    17:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked Playmate of your choice.

    19:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Obama resigns.

    19:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon, 20 0z. New York Strip.

    21:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cuban cigar.

    22:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.

    23:00 Massage and jacuzzi.

    23:45 Go to bed.

    23:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.

    23:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭cl0ne


    Pmsl. Good stuff :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    rocky25 wrote: »
    23:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.

    Another bl*wj*b :rolleyes:


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